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2018-09-08 03:58:33 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Hmm

2018-09-08 03:59:26 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Reads two lines

2018-09-08 03:59:34 UTC [Subverse #general]  

This is shit

2018-09-08 03:59:47 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Gimme screenplay

2018-09-08 04:00:09 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I like sucking cat dick

2018-09-08 04:01:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Real nibbas use notepad

2018-09-08 04:01:43 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Just do inspect on your computer and type everything in a new line. Itโ€™ll collapse there

2018-09-08 04:01:56 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Just donโ€™t refresh the page

2018-09-08 04:02:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Or you could write it out like a normal person

2018-09-08 04:03:47 UTC [Subverse #general]  

A stapler, a package of paper, and a box of pencils

2018-09-08 04:04:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If youโ€™re feeling like an intellectual you could use a pen and some whiteout

2018-09-08 04:04:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Ehh

2018-09-08 04:05:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I think Iโ€™ll just masturbate into a cup and use that for ink in my printer

2018-09-08 04:07:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Okay what

2018-09-08 04:07:49 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Why

2018-09-08 04:09:29 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Then get a glue stick, a few Manila folders, a magazine, a binder, and some tab dividers.

2018-09-08 04:09:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Oh almost forgot

2018-09-08 04:09:47 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Get a pair of scissors too

2018-09-08 04:10:23 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>I donโ€™t craft meat /ck/tards

2018-09-08 04:11:04 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>just banging your head with a pan so you donโ€™t feel hungry anymore

2018-09-08 04:11:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

That sounds like every experiment Iโ€™ve had in a restaurant

2018-09-08 04:12:06 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Experience*

2018-09-08 04:12:18 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>eating in

2018-09-08 04:12:29 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>going to the store

2018-09-08 04:12:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Letโ€™s just use a virtual computer

2018-09-08 04:13:07 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Or text boxes

2018-09-08 04:14:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Glue, magazines, scissors, and a sheet of paper > why are you on the computer? Lazy kid do your homework

2018-09-08 04:14:40 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Iโ€™d rather huff glue and cry to myself

2018-09-08 04:15:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Latex sounds like that gay shit

2018-09-08 04:15:12 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Chads donโ€™t do that

2018-09-08 04:15:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

The only thing youโ€™re getting markdowned is your dick size ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2018-09-08 04:16:46 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Hmmm tendies

2018-09-08 04:17:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Hey wait a minute

2018-09-08 04:17:06 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Add it to the dictionary

2018-09-08 04:17:13 UTC [Subverse #general]  

ADD IT TO THE DICTIONARY

2018-09-08 04:17:41 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>uses gimp2 because photoshop is for virgins

2018-09-08 04:17:46 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>looks like a complete tard

2018-09-08 04:19:37 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It even sounds gay when he says it

2018-09-08 04:20:02 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Just my Lateh

2018-09-08 04:20:40 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Just go eat crayons in the corner

2018-09-08 04:21:20 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Would it help with a side of bbq sauce?

2018-09-08 04:21:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Just eat your bbq sauce crayons

2018-09-08 04:24:46 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Whatโ€™s the f for then

2018-09-08 04:25:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I donโ€™t speak glue eater

2018-09-08 04:26:21 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Pornhub has some latex stuff

2018-09-08 04:26:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  

You didnโ€™t watch the chad videos duh

2018-09-08 04:27:17 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>2 hours later

2018-09-08 04:27:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>I forgot

2018-09-08 04:28:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

How many lines does your script have

2018-09-08 04:29:10 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>has only showed two lines

2018-09-08 04:29:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>is worrying about order

2018-09-08 04:29:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

>obvious procrastination

2018-09-08 04:30:21 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Suck dick

2018-09-08 04:34:49 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Havenโ€™t opened word in probably 6 months

2018-09-08 04:35:10 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Everyone looks away from the top tabs

2018-09-08 04:42:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Itโ€™s probably for porn

2018-09-08 04:50:56 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Guy said he peed on a keyboard

2018-09-08 04:51:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST ANYTHING YOU SAY

2018-09-08 04:51:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

when heโ€™s pissing on a keyboard

2018-09-08 04:51:53 UTC [Subverse #general]  

He doesnโ€™t seem competent enough to use a keyboard

2018-09-08 04:52:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Why go to him for help regarding which system to use?

2018-09-08 04:52:19 UTC [Subverse #general]  

No wonder he doesnโ€™t like Mac if heโ€™s going to piss on it all day

2018-09-08 04:52:30 UTC [Subverse #general]  

โ€œOh it doesnโ€™t work anymore, mac is shit.โ€

2018-09-08 04:54:34 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I ainโ€™t a fan of Mac either, but why should I trust the judgement of a man who urinated on a keyboard?

2018-09-08 05:55:05 UTC [Subverse #general]  

No prob since battlefield 5 knew what they were getting into

2018-09-08 05:55:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

No one has to play the game and I was deeply upset with bf1 when I played it

2018-09-08 05:55:50 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Thatโ€™s highly racy buddy

2018-09-08 05:56:24 UTC [Subverse #bot-commands]  

!rank

2018-09-08 05:56:31 UTC [Subverse #bot-commands]  

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

2018-09-08 15:28:39 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Youโ€™re no special I got a scar near my eye

2018-09-08 15:29:18 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I blame his lack of context

2018-09-08 15:30:29 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I mean heโ€™s going to blame globalists and elitists till the cows come home, but more people would probably have accepted him if he had more context and he debunked himself.

2018-09-08 15:32:36 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Iโ€™m not always sure what heโ€™s serious about

2018-09-08 15:33:21 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Me no like dog

2018-09-08 15:33:52 UTC [Subverse #general]  

b& wot bibba?

2018-09-08 15:35:12 UTC [Subverse #general]  

My room is dirty from a bunch of paper

2018-09-08 15:35:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And my inability to ever return clothes to their closet

2018-09-08 15:35:48 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Whereโ€™s Jordan Peterson to tell me to clean my room?

2018-09-08 15:37:07 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I have a bunch of pumpkin seed shells on the floor sheesh

2018-09-08 15:53:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Four

2018-09-08 15:53:39 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Hmmm

2018-09-08 15:53:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

FOURK

2018-09-08 15:53:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Grrrr

2018-09-08 15:54:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Muffin

2018-09-08 15:54:19 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Mmm

2018-09-08 15:59:50 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Seaman

2018-09-08 15:59:52 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Heh

2018-09-08 16:27:19 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Tess Holliday is a fat fucking pig and I pray to the gods of gluttony to take her away to their land of butter and chocolate

2018-09-08 16:29:23 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Some servers wised up because people donโ€™t have mics or canโ€™t talk

2018-09-08 16:29:38 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Itโ€™d be weird to respond to people in chat who were talking in general

2018-09-08 16:30:11 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Why have health insurance when you can just plummet the cost

2018-09-08 16:30:36 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Que

2018-09-08 16:30:49 UTC [Subverse #general]  

No wait I agree because why does it take so damn long to get a doctor for a physical

2018-09-08 16:31:54 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Well if you had doctors everywhere then they couldnโ€™t hold up a higher pay

2018-09-08 16:33:20 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Well I know I have to take a test to become a lowly pharmacy technician

2018-09-08 16:34:53 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Import your accountants from China

2018-09-08 16:34:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Import your doctors from India

2018-09-08 16:35:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

UC Davis?

2018-09-08 16:35:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Hm

2018-09-08 16:35:52 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Got me fucked

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