its worth it

hit the breaks while you can

i never ditched a day without coffee for 10y

withdrawal was a bitch

substitute with chink tea :^)

so just imagine, what if, like one day, a grrrl asks you out for a coffee

do you accept? or do you go 'I-I only drink tee tbh'

ofc full sjw, shaved sides, ironic glasses and pink/green hair

>pasty cuteboy

nipshit? i just saw your keyboard and the anon calling you pasty

ah yes, i recognized the mkb

but i wasnt the anwerer, sadly

also >not wearing your watch on your right hand like a proper autist

same

just searched

you re in my little black book n ow

>milk oolong gross
i bet you sweeten your tea

milky oolong is the finest oolong there is, especially from taiwan

north east to be most precise

@Transience#0182 how much is that one and which name?

i have top tier oolong atm someone brought me straight from taiwan. could you decipher the name if I post a photo of the package?

its only chink hieroglyphs on it

aight, lemme get a picture, brb

ahh shit, you only speak southern chink? it wont matter then, will it?

the pronounciation is different

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

google search brings up some tea, i ll surely find a name somewhere, thanks

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Scale-Models-1-16-WW2-The-German-1-16-leader-90mm-WWII-Resin-Model-Free-Shipping/32422343060.html

THE FUHRER cropped out

classic chinks

'leader'

damn that picture

looks almost like my package

but there is roman letters on it

perhaps the pidgin name

thats some fine detective work here

chuang shang, thanks!

why isnt this on my package, REEE

it was 20 USD for 150 I think, so not the cheapest

I didnt order this one. As unfamiliar as this may sound to you, i know actual people and one of them was in taiwan and brought this tea personally

variables falsely defined

@uberrice go to one of those westeners pubs and rail one of them jap qt that go wild for whiteys

>inb4 you re not white

then abort mission

as if japs recognize perfect english

being white is all what matters

and no, italians are not white

but yeah, check out the westernaboo cafes/pubs

there surely are some

>using your phone to make calls

its current year +2 guys

i mean c'mon

do i have to shave my chest in order to nipple post?

i now a guy who has a third nipple

he surely does a photo for me

which one is the right thread to post nipple ID?

edgy

>It is almost like we need a fucking infographic to inform the retards on this general not to buy into forced memes.
eiaosi on infographic, priceless

@fbn one uses ebay for buying mice from the chinaman

we are here to get bang for buck

1 euro mice is biggest bang for buck

you got me interested

continue

is this a new exploit?

yes, but i thought its just when the ref account buys more than 5 things?

how is it calculated? by percentage?

so he buys one thing 0-3

you get one thing 0-3 for free?

>buying cocaine from slavs
not the brightest guy

>having a contact list
i know my parents and grannys number by heart, thats all I need

@Transience#0182 depending on country, you still have to pay fees. some custom officers dont give a fuck about chink prices on the package or even the invoice

@Tervy do you call me a liar? happened to me already
order stuff for 37 (limit is 22 for tax free). it said 20 on package and on chink invoice inside the package. they didnt "believe" said invoice and demanded proof of payment.

+ how are custom officers risking their job? it was the local customs chief, aint nobody above him

aight, misunderstood then

i just printed out my paypal thingy

could have shooped it

but wasnt risking a fraud charge for this

im 99% sure they would not have caught on

however, what happend is that this custom officer was kind of a dick. half jokingly said I am in luck he isnt an asshole because he could have charged me with fraud bc of false invoice declaration.

normally invoice should be proof of payment. in every 1st world country at least

i called bullshit on it though, he just said "better make sure its correct next time"

i played the "not my fucking fault"

@Transience#0182 it was my first chinkpurchase, various stuff, shark meme, knife, cables

Germany

people have a hard on here for institutional work

so people who work in those state offices are always dicks

32gb 12 dollar, no thanks, sharks were half the price

they have never caught on any fake stuff, yet, luckily

this would fuck me good, I guess

you gotta pay the *original* price + fee if they find out

why are there sjw fidgeting in the wiki

what a disgrace

somebody is white knighting in the wiki

why would I wallop people? i am not a hooligan

why would anyone wallop people? now the whole paragraph doesnt make any sense anymore

@Transience#0182 change it back

this aint no hip hop rap battle, though

bet yeah, at least its better now

are there really people who arent underage and still look at their keyboard while typing? I mean you see at monitor what key you are pressing?