I’m not a feminine lil twink but I’m far from wildman tier

Give me like 2 weeks and I have a shitty neckbeard

And fuckin dead wheatfield amounts of hair on my actual cheeks

When I get out I’m not gonna shave for like a year and see how it goes

Like Sam when he started hydewars

Canker on crip shit send tweet

Blood only

Haha you got arrow hair

You got 2005 badass facial hair

My chest looks like a wet rug if you were to pull loose material and slap it on a whiteboard

With tiny nipples

Thin wet carpet chest hair

In like 10 years I might have a bear pelt chest

Or I’ll be dead

Going full Kaczynski

No capture

The CIA FBI and ATF can eat my dick

The USPS can go fall in a ditch

I’ll hand deliver my shit to everyone

Brandon got Thundercock jawline

Fuck since he’s showing his chad face I’ll show my fucktard mug

Slotting floppies

With a M1903

The rifle didn’t have an upper hand guard and I nearly burnt my thumb a couple times

Didn’t have a rear sight either so I had to eye fuck everything I shot at

On some blood shit in France

Nah I’m 6’4”

Fuck those were some good times in France

Shit

Yo I love 240s man

Ultimate murder machine when they work right

YEOWCH

I need me a fuckin FAL before I die

A FAL, Garand, and M1903 of my own are all I really want

Fuck how’d that feel

Well at least you still have both eyes

And thundercock jaw

Question

Could a mag from an M4 fit on a saw

Probably wouldn’t work well at all but

Figured as much

Holy shit

Well yeah

Full auto is a fuck

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Based third person talk

Keep your butt plug in during the run

Wherever you’re going you better bet your ass the locals already know you’ll be there

Every time I pulled into port there were signs everywhere welcoming the ship I was on

And the fucking media for the navy posted shit everywhere about port visits we were going on

Like bitch what’s the point anymore

Fuck no thanks

I’d rather do tie downs by myself on the carrier than that

The military should stop being gay and retard

Replace pt with cbt

People who’ve been on ebt/welfare shouldn’t be in the military

People on ebt/welfare should be placed on reservations that get firebombed once a week

If you live there’s your payment

I had to work with a gib that was a light skin mix baby

He made me agree with Jim Crowe

How can chemistry ring a bell

Fuck

What is this bloodborne

Stop ringing bells

Cum acid

Acid

LSD

I need to visit cid again

Thinken about cabin

That sounds better

I’ve had a 14 hour call before bitch the fuck

Same

I ain’t got shit

I’m too fucking stupid to love anyone again

If they ain’t 2D they ain’t shit

I want the female JoJo to beat the shit out of me

I don’t have 500 dollars lol

And waking up with sore throat

And pussi

Dick niggas got that TIGHT pussi

That sloppy thrussy

@skap dress up like Jolyne Cujoh thanks

Enlisted a fuck

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Fuck I meant commissioned

I’m retard

Yeah boi

I’ve been e4 for like 2 years

Don’t really care anymore so I’m out in a year and a half

We do tests in the navy

Next test is March

Every 6 months the navy holds advancement exams

It’s pretty gay

Send me some pierogi

My last name is pol

Family heritage is mostly german but holy fuck am I glad to be a polish descendant

@skap come back cumbucket

That’s like the main thing I’ve heard about Poland

Get some real shit Belvedere