hello epic gamers

im bored lol

who is mig

um

ok

i love dark humor btw

what

why

hmm

sksksksk

***and i oop*

lol

whats a profane

you mean propane?

also who is mig

which one

oh

if she don't play the craft she don't get the shaft am i right gamers

idk

ur a bimer

and bimer sounds like grimer

which is an epic pokemon gamer

you blind fool

oh

ok

hello epic gamers

my internet sucks

hello

i am here

i cant

stay

this place im in pays comcast to only let us use them

and my wifi fucking sucks dick because of that

this voice chat kills my wifi

i can get on

for a minute

i think

are you going to actually talk this time

or am i just gonna sit here again

I don’t

I drink mine cold in the fridge

Sweet tea

wait

You need food and water to survive?

ngl that’s kinda cringe bro

lol imagine needing to survive

Bro

Every time I microwave my ice someone keeps replacing it with water

Im getting tired of it

What video

Also who is jimbo

I know I saw the channel

bleep bloop bop

Ok I’m watching it

Wth he looks like mr clean

Oh hang on

Ask pariah about iguana people

Ooh and Karen and the cat bugs

lol

pariah is my single mom

I am a non binary alien also

I don’t even know how I made this up

wait remember when Karen killed Craig

when I was your age I was 9

Yes

I’ve played stardew valley

It’s boring after a while

Marmite

No she’s fat

Yes

Marmiw

Marmite

Marmie

I’m going to rule the world when birds take it over solely because the amount of parrots I’ve had

lol

I have a cockatiel

They’re crazy though

They hiss at you

LOL

Omar

I’m dying

Lmao

What if those things evolve into wyverns and enslave the ones mean to them

Just crested feathered wyverns

Omg that’s bad

Dude

They’re loud af

Cockatoos

Macaws

small objects are choking hazards I couldn’t have your cock even if I wanted it

No

Have you seen quetzals

Ok one second

They’re illegal

that’s hot

dude have you seen finches