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>We noticed that you are straying from your current path, do you want an electroshock?
kek
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except literally everyone else
>you're winner
it reminds me of a Czech PPL van that got raided and everything was stolen from it lol
meh that could work
>tips postman
or tipping your fedora when you notice a lady
>hot coffee
funeral
literally the best work is to work at a funeral company
got a few pals from the work too
bobs
free bobs
there's a difference between a coroner and a funeral guy one fucks the corpse one opens it
***the autopsy report confirmed that the victim died after the autopsy was conducted***
essentially Kek republic
>finds corpse >rips spine like in Metal Gear Rising
I didn't even fastboot in MIUI9 on my Redmeme 4X, I just don't want to
so it can record you jerkin off
doesn't the 5X have the dual camera meme?
some nigs tried to take monetization on my 20 view video because it had running in the 90s
slight issues
the company doesn't exist and the track can be freely used without sanctions
they're just not going to respond anyway
are chinks selling candy which won't bring the CDC on me?
I'm interested in chonk candy
is it gonna cut off my fingers when I use it
>wire stripper make it rain
I'm pretty sure I'm a living cancer anyway so I wouldn't mind lol
>Indian browser Holy shit the bad meme spreads
the reason why I don't visit reddit If you don't understand basic meanings of life or you can't make your own you need to commit an hero
well my way on life is that people live to die
that's pretty fucking deep
well you know English better than most of them so there's your reason
I'm above 2m average height so I can't be european
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>Time to jack off
so the only thing a robot needs to do is either hire an escort or install tinder or grindr if you're a fag
~~Fuck them in the ass then they like it~~
you jerk it on them
how didn't wikihow teach you this
Tbh im gonna wait if my crush ever asks me out trust me I tried three times so far
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no, I'm a George foreman
what is plastic surgery what is a mask
I'd get a Char Aznable cosplay outfit but that sounds gay I would buy his alter ego costume then
no that looks fucking horrifying
What the fuck is this @spaqin my waifu is ruined
Why are we still here Just to suffer
the person has a fucking patreon too
fleshlight cult
fleshlight fatish
>you decide >you still can't decide when the fucking thing downloads so you have huge ass ping spikes
>remind me never
this desu
>using fedora unironically
<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
nodora
it's exactly a big meme I'm a fag so I'd use xubuntu or arch
I should get the ctrl alt delete cups for that delet this
India can't build a space station with a toilet so that won't happen any time soon
Tbh aside from culture India doesn't have much to offer
@Cole owning a toilet makes you an actual human
>herro, if you don't get succ, not our fault sorri
meme books
it's overpriced
and it's czech
essentially making me know that the 88mm gun allowed -8 degrees of fun depression how sad
Czechoslovakia would be nice but it would be kind of a meme
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Za vลกechno ve vlรกdฤ mลฏลพe Kalousek -Babiลก @Cole
pรญฤa sem, pรญฤa tam
sorijakokata
O fug iban why don't gommunizm werg?
beguz it waz neber trid
we hate KSฤM here so much >we're not those communists in the totalitarian regime what the fuck, half of them must have amnesia
https://youtu.be/Ji-DKBxeTt0
@Cole essentially yeah, 80% of people that voted had over 60 years in age they keep saying how it was an age of prosperity, yet my parents keep telling me stories that they couldn't even wipe their ass because they couldn't buy toilet paper
essentially you're jailbait if you have thoughts about the manifesto
@Cole parents now make far more roastbeef because the beef in the communist era was three times more expensive yet way too veiny prostฤ moc vlรกken
no Jews, no jaws
great fucking life, the land of high men
Slovakia is a bad meme
>we didn't support Nazis in WW2 lol
everything is german
>french Hon hon I surrendeur
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Israel can jew itself for all I care
824:27:13 phone uptime, kill me
but restarting is for fags
isn't this over a month of uptime now?
So I got this chink mp3 and I somehow don't have any USB port like that Nor the TF
