Salamander Dude

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What kinds of mountains are those

Or the stock market crashing or something

So thatโ€™s what that one guy was doing the other day

Some dude just walked up to me when we were done with class and talked to me

After he left he told me to have a blessed day

My phone died and itโ€™s 1 so imma go to bed

How can you be sad when youโ€™re a frog

How did he move in that without a piece cutting him

That doesnโ€™t look good backwards

Just go into a coma until youโ€™re an old man

Or until they try to pull the plug

You never get the answer you want

We got bamboozled into a normal conversation

Iโ€™m so used to the old guy that I thought you were older

My parents are sleeping in the next room

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A guy who canโ€™t tell the different between and reptile and an amphibian

Normal white plus some Native American

Dad said Italian and German so I think that kind of white

Is it vanilla chocolate and strawberry

Idk it just was when I was in school

Normal milk was vanilla milk and sometimes there was some called milkshake flavor

Heโ€™s a cool dude that looks at me when heโ€™s hungry

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