Every day

Just get a bottle...

Or don’t waste time getting a bottle and pee yourself

It’s really not that bad

I mean let’s say you want to play fortnite and also need to pee

Yes

Who doesn’t

Huh

Women smh

I did

It was bad

Sad

Get a black shark

Then add me on QQ

Black shark is phone

Very good phone

Is that you

You’re cute

Spider boy

I’d love to fuck spider man

I have fucked myself

Being able to fuck yourself is why males are superior to ‘females’

Imagine having to use a dildo

Imagine owning a dildo

Kinda gay ngl..

Glass dildo

What if it shattered

Get a hollow glass dildo

I don’t get how a dildo would work

Because like it’s such a big thing going into a not big hole

Can’t you just use a finger

Really narrow, really long

Something I don’t get

Like

I have long nails and girls have long nails right

But some girls use fingers with long nails

Like wtf

That hurts like shit

Uniform nails are better

Just fuck the dog lol

Gross

Whenever my nails aren’t uniform I clip them

Based and redpilled

Imagine having short nail...

An annoying thing about long nails is you get stuff under them

And who has time to wash their hands like every time they eat

I never clean mine

But sometimes they stay clean after a bath or something

Like this

Were

My nails are dirty rn

Is gross

They need to be long enough to get things done

A cm isn’t long enough

But I play a lot of rhythm games and it’s hard with long nails

Rape

You can hide all sorts of things in them

Also nails give you extended reach

So I use my thumb for shift

Well the first step is to make sure you shave your anus

And also become anorexic

So you poop less

Then just be very careful

I remember a while ago I needed to get back to my fortnite and had a shit nugget under my nail

Actually if you wipe before you shit it’s better

Bidets are for losers

Just take a shower after the fact

Just give yourself a fragrant enema

Poop while showering

It’ll save you time and money

Let alone cash

Gross

That looks like my dog

My dog

Your dog is so angry

My dog better

Cute dog hours

You’re a woman

You want to be dominated by him

Most women want to have sex with dogs

I’m not

I just want to have sex with the girl I like

But he hates me

You’re an obese ogre lol

Chub has chode

Alt white

Alt white following the alt hype

More poop

Is that blue watchmen

From hit tv single direct to Blu-ray movie watchman

Graphic novels are for losers

Light novels are where it is at

Manga is gross

It’s like comics but for manchilds and tumblrinas

Frozen 2 soundtrack is ok but bad compared to 1

Just like the movie!

It’s a good movie

But I prefer frozen 1

Really wanted Elsa to be lesbian

The 2nd act of frozen 2 was god awful