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wake up earlier
go to bed earlier and get up earlier
wake up at 5:30
go to bed 30 mins earlier
there you go 30 mins to cook
an hour and a half. 30 mins to get ready leaves you like an hour to cook
shit if youre a male like me you can probably get ready in like 10 mins
60 seconds for clothes and 0 for shower because MEN dont need to shower ๐ช
you still got like 40 mins to cook
doesnt matter how slow you are an egg takes hoever long an egg takes
eggs take like 10 mins to cook and 5 to eat and provide good nutrition and calories to help you get through the day theres no excuse
you have to get to school so eat faster you dont need to sit down and light a candle for every meal
all this egg talk got me hungry
no drink a glass of water and eat 4 eggs scrambled
every morning
all soda is bad
i cant easily move house but i can easily stop drinking poison
i plan on living until im very old with many children smh i need to look after them
cant tell grandkids stories if im dead smdh
@Deleted User what the fuck
that sound disgusting lmao
if you drink soda youll get fat and die
diet soda isnt any better
what the @Deleted User
shit
60 isnt almost dead in the modern age
most people live well into thier 70s/80s
thats a good 15/20 years
nah its earlier
dab on these s*da drinkers
long hair gang
getting another haircut soon gonna be shorthair gang
why not just drink normal water
sparkling water is awful imo i cant drink it
miss me with that gay shit
sparkling water is what i imagine c*m tastes like
in my defense sparkling water is disgusting
water > all soda
I regret joining this server at all now
Welp my twitter appeal was denied. Perm banned for banter crimes.
yeah i heard
damn cant make you a new bio smh
this new layout is SO WOKE and LIT
why are there crab claws coming out of her head
no theyre mr krabs arms but grey
when she sees a penny on the floor she mends down to pick it up with her crab arms
tall niggas report in we 6'3 out here
gas the manlets height war now
wow going to bed this early on a friday what a loser @Eris
what are you a loser
its friday stay up and party smh
how u post dat if ur sleepin
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what if im also a god
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god>godddess because im a male
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I'm not gay ur gay
I thought you were going to sleep an hour ago now you're making tacos
why wear a condom when you can father/mother many children and form a nation state with them as your army
it's been raining here all week
pretty heavy too
sun AND rain is nice
sun is fine it can be cold when the sun's out
the sun causes homosexuality
why arent there any chinese vampires
ive never seen a chink vampire
tfw no human gf
exercise is good even if you dont do a lot of it. It's just good for your mind. It's great thinking time too if you got a lot to think about
how do i get a gf without falling for the "being a normie" meme
why not
how about relationships compel COMFYormaty
dating sites and apps are a scam that steal your soul and earn money off of you
is this the "become a girl" channel
is there a difference
i didnt realize there was a difference
i only love myself
you can
with the power of the internet
well done youre married now congrtulations
ok we making people bfs whos next
whats wtb
no i didnt
buyin gf 13gp
what if the drug dealer can sell me a gf
well where is it ive been waiting long enough smh
Good morning kiddos
Thank u, u too
anime rots your brain, eris
no
watching lord of the rings highlights on youtube is trad
tfw ywn be the wise gandalf friend that everybody loves and trusts for advice
i dont think it's possible to be 'wise' if youre in this server
he's also wise
tfw no cart to take round the villages and shoot fireworks off of to entertain the halfling children
I know I'm wise because I took an online personality test and it said I was wise <:doot:489013833982148615>
