tomodachi life's soundtrack is god tier

hey

privet

i'm a dumbass

i only know like 3 foreign words

pp in mouth

no homo

i wanna get some red lobster for dinner tonight

never had lobster

that's a crab you crumpet

next house i move into

i want a closet bed

basement would be fun

doge butter

i'm gonna try growing my hair out again

but taking better care of it

last time i had long hair i didn't thin it

so it looked gross

my hair was blonde when i was younger

but now it's brown

i wouldn't look good if i still had blonde hair

time to play some fortnite tetris

tetris br

it's fun for what it is

it's just tetris

but battle royale

yeah

it's not really br as much as it is just

tetris VS

where you gotta be good

just think of like

two player tetris

but with 99 people instead of two

i suck at tetris

it is

it's free tho

so go for it

aight

lol

gn broseph

nintendo switch fumes

ever fucking just

splish

perhaps some splash?

i splosh

but do you splush

sitting in the bath

dun dun dun dun

oh my god this is god tier

--cum

OH GOD IT ADDS MORE

--cum @Jackson

this bot is godly

no me

no homo style

me rn

ninja fortnite

ejac fluids

yummies

gn

cum

--blacked

buni

fuck

a nigga really got suspended from twitter

did you know there's a sport where people put like

ferrets i think

in their pants and wear a tight belt so the ferret has to violently claw it's way out

oh that's different

that's like actually fun

a ferret just crawling around the pants

i was so close to winning at tetris 99

i got 13th place

can't sleep because i'm still in shock over my twitter suspension

yeah

i am now punished floppy

to my new twitter?

https://twitter.com/FloppyPunished

it's fine

i get to start fresh

i got locked out of the new account rn for following too many people too fast

but i'll be unlocked in like 10 hours

what's going on with catherine?

i heard people complaining about atlus and catherine

ok

so this is the thing

so like

sure this joke is kinda offensive

but this is a really old school joke

the classic "character gets tricked by chick with penis" joke

it randomly became a thing again

but people for some reason are getting heated over this

yeah

me neither

i'm gonna go see if i can fall asleep on the floor

spoiler:

you can't

*i can't

i'm gonna go sleep on my bed now