I have heard that horse sperm has a pretty pleasant, bitter, grassy taste that you would not expect from an animal that eats waste and smells worse.

I tried dogseed and it was actually okay. It was sweet but metallic. I would not drink half a liter of it, but a champagne flute would be a good portion. Speaking of champagne, I think it would be real if you could somehow make champagne and blow up the bubbles without letting it spoil, but then watering it. That is exactly how dog seed tastes. Decided, flat champagne.

My friend wants to buy a bottle of malort for my housewarming party, and for all of us to finish it by the end of the night
I dont think many of you are around chicago, so you’ve prob never had malort
Its this nasty nasty naaaasty ass liquor
Terrible, basically known for being terrible
And its made from fuckin wormwood, blegh

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