Gang

if this is what a gang is then I'm kinda gangsta

yeah I'm not funny sorry

I'm gonna go do math now and see how much food that is.

2000 calories?

I've 500 at the most today.

Definitely way under 1000

i eat less when I'm stressed

which is all the time

Maybe I will have some soup soon

being a wagie stresses me 😔

maintenance stuff

pretty much just run around all the time

arghhhh

ok

check it

I have been hazed

I did! I even took my boots off

Even showed ankle 😳

I'd rather have an easier job or just not work

white girls
fuck me
in my ass

not sure what that advice is about but handshakes suck altogether, replace with hugs if its someone you like and being awkwardly standoffish if its a stranger

open mouth kiss your interviewer. use little tongue

pop it