Particularly when the adjacent issue is a 50/50 split and a great big target on our backs

@HighFatContent (Iain) Exactly

A Treatise on the TQ

Long have the people of our world pondered whether or not traps are homosexual. On this historic day (February 11, 2018) members of the liberalist discord have come to the irrefutable conclusion that traps are, in fact, gay. Traditionally the great minds of man have thought that in order to answer this question one must first settle on exactly what a “trap” is, but have never been able to reach a sound definition. Similarly there has been debate over whether the question should be if the individual labeled a trap is gay, or if it is gay to be attracted to/ to sleep with a individual labeled a trap. As it turns out, both of these niggles are irrelevant: everything is gay.
While this claim may be initially jaring for many readers, we have irrefutable logic to prove the claim. No reasonable person would deny that it is a gay/homosexual act to come in physical contact with the matter comprising the penis of a man who finds himself to be of a homosexual persuasion, thus anyone or anything that has done so is gay/homosexual. Once this truth has been established the logical and scientific conclusion is that every particle of matter is gay/homosexual. This is because the origin of our universe can be traced back to a single point containing all matter in the universe and so the matter which makes up everything was in contact with the matter which currently make up Kevin Spacey’s penis. Because of this contact, all matter has committed a homosexual action and thus is gay and so, because the matter which makes up any trap is gay, all traps are gay.