When I say

It’s only a year difference

From 17-18

EWWW

SHE STILL A KID

JUST WAIT

Smh

Lel u went uni ?

I got accepted to Brighton

And decided I ain’t gay enough to go

U go Brighton?

Holy shit

Now the thing about Newcastle

Is the accent is either fucking hot

Or

Omg stop speaking to me

For girls

For men yall sound awful

That’s my opinion on welsh

My aunts a Jew and I hate hers

Urrm

If I was

20 min from my house

In each direction

I count 7

There’s 2 5 mins from me

I leave my house

I got a sainsbury a pizza shop a kebab shop a Chinese shop a fish and chip shop and a Turkish grill shop

All right next to each other

4 different barber/ hairdressers

Idk

They don’t speak to me

I don’t see them no more

I never got circumcised cause my nan wouldn’t allow mutilation of a child as a catholic

So they never liked me

RIP

I never had potential as a Jew

She stood up to the Jews tbf

Holy shit

U wanna hear something hilarious

One of my gypsy cousins married a Turkish girl

The wedding

Great banter

Gypsies and Muslims do not mix

A true Romeo and Juliet story

They look more like Fiona and shrek

But it is what it is

HOLY SHIT

The comments

Great stuff

I’d fuck her tho

All she good for now I guess

🤷‍♀️

Sounds fair

Air pods all fun and game till u run cross the road and one drops

U gotta choose between your life or a fat L

Air pods pro look like mini dildos

I ain’t no faggot

Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays

And it’s Sunday now buddy

Calls Iranian leader loved by many who actively tried to rid the region of isis a terrorist

But mans the biggest terrorist himself

Oml that man should go back to cameoing In home alone or some shit

What

https://youtu.be/jtZ1_gFEV88

https://youtu.be/gnow7YXuSes

More than 12 eggs a day is like really bad

Oh

Mad

Well I remember my first time

I was disappointed I hyped it up so much

Yall ever used a fleshlight?

Shits pretty similar 👀

Idk

Mates got me it as a birthday present for a meme

But as months went by

I thought

Hmmmm

I might Aswell

Yall ever fucked a virgin ?

As a unintelligent guy

Who was tryna get my dick wet

That was maybe the most scared and aroused I’ve been at the same time ever

I was unaware of hymen’s and blood

I was like

Oh god somethings broke

Worthy of being pinned to be fair

That story really brang a tear to my eye

I wish I went and served

Fucking dirty Jews and their earthquake machines

THERES ONLY ONEEEE TYSON FURY

Dumb ass wilder tried turn it into a race war

Now he’s hoping he ain’t ganna be permanently death in 1 eat

In other word

Gypsies = undisputed fighting race

We on top lads

Irish ones are

The polish ones too