JesusHand
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gucci gang bitch
HM MAKING ME HUNGRY
economy
cum in me
dont say nigga word
I was just sitting there listening to them yโall about for like 15mins
Lol
hello again gamer boy @pompompiggy
i wonder if theres a reason
;0
tennis is gay badminton
there is
no shit
so funni
I clicky the link
very tasty
@hunden i brevlรฅdan my headphones died
-8ball did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself
bruh
-df albania
-df Alabama hotpocket
-df jeffrey epstein
valeriaa has ran out of things on her soundboard
<:waitwhat:583236680903950355>
<:peepok:583236153852035072>
I am jesus's hand
i do the dirty work
very cool
@โชแตหขแตหกแตหขหขtอกอrอกอaอกอsอกอhอกอ๊จ She acted weird
and wanted attention
im 15
doesnt mean shit
ok
Brลซh
LETS GO BABY LEVEL 5
PHOTO PERMS FUCK UAL
Fuck you Malesia
@Deleted User I liked his head conversation
@valeriaa What you do with your pets isnโt my business
Ah asian perso
@Deleted User I had two boosts going to waste
Had to use one of em
Hiss is a troll
Donโt give into him lol
Iโm confused
<a:Icepick:631219171967107112>
@Deleted User join vc
now you motherbitch
bruh
are you server muted
how did squidward fit all that in his ass tho
Condom is asina
asina
ASIAN
what
looks like my dad
<:zoomer:583662070462021633>
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@Deleted User Only good thing about gravity falls is the rule 34
Girl: moans fuck yeah
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hi ๐ guys, my names josh, im in 5th grade and i just killed you on ๐ fortnite. i 1v1 my 4 year old ๐ด brother nathan when โฐ he gets to use my moms phone ๐คณ๐คณ. he gets destroyed because i have ๐ถ mastered nineties and cool ๐๐๐ cone stratagies. my favourite twitch streaming is ๐ถ tfue as he is ๐ถ really cool ๐ and says words ๐ like ๐๐ "skrrt" and "peen" and they make me funny ๐๐๐.
-whois @JesusHand
Okay so the other day I was surfing the net, you know, looking for Fortnite vore, when I came across this ad for a website. When I went to it, it said it was called ChildPorn.com. What the FUCK is a child????? It sounds like some sort of monster???? I looked it up and it looks like some sort of small person, or midget. I didn't ask for midget porn, WTF! Anywayy, If anyone elde knows what a child is and can explain it in more detail, please answer me with a comment.
edit: OKAY SO PEOPLE ARE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THE POLICE LIKE WTF
@Trauma If the climate change why is it cold outside
;)))))
@Trauma no?
the polar bears are fucking assholes anyways
kill them all
@Trauma I conducted research on climate change and found out that I dont know shit about science
Would you rather (http://either.io/)
๐ฆ Eat a grape
OR
๐ง Kill children
@Deleted User boomers
@Deleted User inject
Only amish people use facebook
@Deleted User do they sex e
@Deleted User theres no nudist colonies where I live
since they would freeze their dicks off
Once when I was driving by the mall, I saw a group of millennials arguing among each other. I watched on in excitement as they were about to fight, but my smile quickly turned into a frown when I realized that instead of a real fight, they were having a dance battle. I stopped my car, got out and walked straight up to the one in the middle doing what appeared to be a fortnite dance, and i punched him square in the face. He fell straight down slamming his head to the ground, knocking him out. His friend nearby let out a blood-curdling scream. So i backhanded him which sent him flying backward. Then three millennial boys (i'm calling them boys, because they didn't act like men) approached me and tried to actually use physical force against me. Three millennials against one boomer? No problem. I decided that today will be the day i teach them what being a real man is like. After a few seconds of back and forth, I easily had all of them on the ground, moaning and wincing in pain. One girl nearby, watching the whole spectacle seemed to be in shock. I asked her if she was okay. She said that she never felt so attracted to someone when she saw me fight. She complained that she was tired of dating feminist libtards. I told her that if she wants to be in a relationship with a real man, then she should either stop dating millennials or move to another country. She agreed and left, as I sucker-punched another millennial who tried to attack me from behind.
I know some of you think i'm being too hard on them, but someone needs to teach these millennials. If we don't do it, who will? A few years after that incident, i received a letter in the mail from one of the boys i fought. He thanked me for giving him the ass-kicking he deserved. He said he stopped playing fortnite. He grew some facial hair and is not gay anymore. I feel like a proud father.
@Deleted User dont call me by my name you fucking shitlord
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
Have you ever masturbated to a dictionary? I have. I donโt know if itโs something to be proud of or something you ought to be ashamed of, I think my feelings about it lies somewhere in the middle.
But I must admit that I masturbated to both Danish-Faroese, Danish-English, English-Faroese and Danish-German dictionaries. I also had a Welsh dictionary but it was not of much help.
My eager slim fingers started looking for the naughty words, โsnillurโ, โcockโ, โassโ, โreyvโ, โschwanzโ, โsnillhรธvdโ and others. And while I read the definitions and translations, I translated the words to feelings. Boy, I was getting thoroughly horny and a tight bulge began to grow in my pants. The mental images were playing in my head like a dirty linguistic pornographic movie. As any teenage boy, I was horny as an uncastrated male cat, so it wasn't long before the silence was broken by the sound of my zipper and a little fiddling, then a rhythmic, wet pumping sound, followed by a discreet, but very satisfied, moan.
This was before the Internet was widely used, and what you had was a howling and angry modem that scolded you out every time you wanted access to the web to see a small picture of a cock, which took a good 10 minutes to load on your screen. It was as if the modem would reveal the dirty and naughty things you were doing, as if it would warn everyone around you what sins you were about to commit.
Dictionary masturbation was what I was doomed to. One of the terrible consequences of being an isolated homosexual teenage boy on the Faroe Islands. But it was through my lust, desperation and isolation that I really became acquainted with language and words. I fell in love, and am still in love with the force and juice, of language.
or ๐ several ๐ค reasons ๐
you ๐ค have ๐ฏ failed โ ๐ the vibe check๐ ๐
ฐ๏ธnd as of 2020 โฟ your ๐vibe license๐ has ๐
ฑ๏ธeen revoked ๐ข from stage 4 epicer ๐ to stage 1 cringe normie ๐คก . This ๐ณ is due to your lack ๐ต of cursed โป and you ๐ค look ๐ like ๐ you ๐ค ๐
ฐ๏ธ ๐
ฑ๏ธ๐๏ธy ๐ถ and we ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ dont ๐ซ accept โ ๐
ฑ๏ธ๐๏ธy. ๐ถ You ๐ค call ๐ people ๐ง a ๐
ฑ๏ธoomer ๐ฃ and ๐ think ๐ค that ๐ is funny ๐
๐
ฐ๏ธnd that๐ is disgraceful ๐ซ to โ the โ๏ธ old ๐ดman ๐น society โฟ. ๐The vibe check ๐ has โ๏ธ also ๐ฃ found ๐ค out ๐ฒ a lack ๐ฏ ๐
พ๏ธf muscle ๐ช due ๐ to your ๐ค high โฌ๏ธ presence ๐โโ๏ธ ๐
พ๏ธf soyboy ๐คต in โฌ๏ธ your ๐คbody ๐ง ๐
ฐ๏ธnd that ๐ makes ๐โโ๏ธ you ๐ค closer โ๏ธ to a cringe โข normie ๐คก than โ๏ธ ever ๐ญ . ๐
พ๏ธn the โ๏ธ specified ๐ date ๐ณ sent ๐ by email ๐ we ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง will ๐ approach ๐ผ your ๐ค address ๐ข ๐
ฐ๏ธnd arrest ๐ you ๐ค ๐
ฐ๏ธnd ๐
ฑ๏ธ sentenced ๐จ to โฃ vibe vasectomyโฃ, where ๐คข you ๐คข will ๐คข live ๐คข as a โ ๏ธcringe normieโ ๏ธ and be ๐
ฐ๏ธ puppet ๐งโโ๏ธ to ๐
ฑ๏ธTS jungkook ๐ and worship ๐ kpop ๐คข until ๐you ๐ค become ๐ ๐
ฐ๏ธ stage 4 epicer ๐ or a stage 3 le troller ๐ . We ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง will ๐ ban ๐ท you ๐ค from all ๐ facilities ๐ of ๐ the vibe nation๐ which ๐ include ๐ memes ๐, family ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง members ๐คฉ ๐
ฐ๏ธnd above โฌ๏ธ all ๐ else ๐ the liberty ๐ฝ to feel ๐ค ๐
ฐ๏ธ range โ๏ธ ๐
พ๏ธf emotion ๐๐๐๐.
Best regards, Vibe police No. 69420 ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
God, I want to fuck the Fortnite banana so fucking bad. Imagine him in bed; his lustful eyes gazing into yours as you penetrate his peel. How warm he feels on the inside. His thick, yellow curves bending just to right into your chest as you thrust into him mercilessly. Imagine the warmth and extreme pleasure that you must get when you finally release your load into the Fortnite banana. His gushy insides become soaked with your seed. All that cholesterol, covered in your juice. You peel him back and take a bite of that sweet victorious fruit and taste your proud work and dedication on your tongue. The banana pushes his beautiful curved form against your body as you drift off to sleep, having had the most incredible and most amazing orgasm you have ever felt in your lifeโ all thanks to the Fortnite banana.
Hello. I'm a 26yo male, simply looking for good girl 19+ to start a relationship with. USA only (preferably Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, Arkansas, Missouri area). I'd like you to be attentive and have a willingness to talk with me often; so only contact me if you have a generally open schedule. I am a conservative with older values. I am naturally a romantic and need a classical relationship. You should be interested in only monogamy. I believe in love and that it is only between a man and woman. I do believe that men and women are equal but I also believe in unique gender roles. Men and women seperated by gender working together as a team. It's about romanticism and love; what is righteous, just, and true. A woman should find a single man to cling to and look to him for guidance; while watching and learning from him. She should put forth effort into being possessed by this man in marriage. Man is made to guide and own his woman; he teaches her how to be proper, aswell as protects her. A woman's role is very important and crutially necassary. She supports, comforts, assists, and helps her man better himself and be happier. Behind every great man is a great woman. I hate sluts; people should care about being pure and living for one person: Their true love. Sex is wrong for simply gaining pleasure by using someone else. The desire to have sex with multiple people is sick and twisted. The concept of 'sacred' is being ruined and lost. Superficiality and materialism, aswell as independence and selfish individuality is being
encouraged amongst the masses and its wrong. People should not live for themselves, but instead for their relationship. As a couple, the power to improve and grow in the world is more achievable and worth it, as the best person to share it with is by your side. I'm very old fashioned and I need my girl to agree, accept, and support my beliefs. I need an intelligent girl. One I can trust to make the correct and proper decisions. Mature. Stable. A girl I can feel secure with. Not some stupid immature girl who messes around with the safety of herself and those around her. She needs an understaning and awareness of her surroundings, near and far. To personify dignity, not disgusting nor obscene displays. With great maternal qualities, able to calmly and efficiently handle serious situations. Financially structured and decently self-managed. A wisdom about her that is inspiring. A power about her that is soothing. I need you to make me willing to spo
One time๐ I was playing๐ถ fornite home๐ค alone when suddenly๐จ JOHN WICK๐ค came barging๐ค into my room๐คซ and told me๐ heโd give me 1 million๐ค v bucks๐คฉ if I got on my knees๐ฌ and close my eyes๐ณ I got down๐ and before I could even close my eyes๐ I saw JOHN WICK๐ฑ reach towards his crotch๐ to her my vbucks๐ he told me to open๐จ my mouth๐ so he could give๐ me a chug jug๐ so I opened wide๐ฎ and he mustve givem me a bug๐ chug jug๐คข tee her silly John๐once he pulled [] it out I felt some droplets๐ on my face๐ฎ so I licked it๐ it up and it was super๐ฃ salty๐ once I asked๐ข for my v bucks๐ he laughed๐ก and called me a f***t๐คฌ and left๐ญ I was crying so hard that mom๐ called me and said look at my dad in his new fornite costum๐ฑ I gasped and ran to my room my dad๐ณ is John wick!๐ณ๐ณ this is a epic victory royal๐คก
-df white people
-df black people
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
You cumsock sucker you look like the type of person to eat cereal with soda instead of milk,fork instead of spoon and cockroaches instead of cornflakes And when someone walks by and asks what the fuck you are doing You will stand there mouth full of cockroaches saying โiTs jUsT a jOKeโ Then all of the cockroaches will break out of your stomach making you jump on the ground like a fish
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