gucci gang bitch

HM MAKING ME HUNGRY

economy

cum in me

dont say nigga word

I was just sitting there listening to them y’all about for like 15mins

Lol

hello again gamer boy @pompompiggy

i wonder if theres a reason

;0

tennis is gay badminton

there is

no shit

so funni

I clicky the link

very tasty

@hunden i brevlådan my headphones died

-8ball did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself

bruh

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valeriaa has ran out of things on her soundboard

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I am jesus's hand

i do the dirty work

very cool

@➪ᵘˢᵉˡᵉˢˢt͜͡r͜͡a͜͡s͜͡h͜͡ꨄ She acted weird

and wanted attention

im 15

doesnt mean shit

ok

Brūh

LETS GO BABY LEVEL 5

PHOTO PERMS FUCK UAL

Fuck you Malesia

@Deleted User I liked his head conversation

@valeriaa What you do with your pets isn’t my business

Ah asian perso

@Deleted User I had two boosts going to waste

Had to use one of em

Hiss is a troll

Don’t give into him lol

I’m confused

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@Deleted User join vc

now you motherbitch

bruh

are you server muted

how did squidward fit all that in his ass tho

Condom is asina

asina

ASIAN

what

looks like my dad

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@Deleted User Only good thing about gravity falls is the rule 34

@hunden i brevlådan

Girl: moans fuck yeah

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hi 👋 guys, my names josh, im in 5th grade and i just killed you on 🔛 fortnite. i 1v1 my 4 year old 👴 brother nathan when ⏰ he gets to use my moms phone 🤳🤳. he gets destroyed because i have 🈶 mastered nineties and cool 😎😎😎 cone stratagies. my favourite twitch streaming is 🈶 tfue as he is 🈶 really cool 😎 and says words 🆔 like 😄😄 "skrrt" and "peen" and they make me funny 😃😃😃.

-whois @JesusHand

Okay so the other day I was surfing the net, you know, looking for Fortnite vore, when I came across this ad for a website. When I went to it, it said it was called ChildPorn.com. What the FUCK is a child????? It sounds like some sort of monster???? I looked it up and it looks like some sort of small person, or midget. I didn't ask for midget porn, WTF! Anywayy, If anyone elde knows what a child is and can explain it in more detail, please answer me with a comment.

edit: OKAY SO PEOPLE ARE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THE POLICE LIKE WTF

@Trauma If the climate change why is it cold outside

;)))))

@Trauma no?

the polar bears are fucking assholes anyways

kill them all

@Trauma I conducted research on climate change and found out that I dont know shit about science

Would you rather (http://either.io/)
🇦 Eat a grape
OR
🇧 Kill children

@Deleted User boomers

@Deleted User inject

Only amish people use facebook

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@Deleted User theres no nudist colonies where I live

since they would freeze their dicks off

Once when I was driving by the mall, I saw a group of millennials arguing among each other. I watched on in excitement as they were about to fight, but my smile quickly turned into a frown when I realized that instead of a real fight, they were having a dance battle. I stopped my car, got out and walked straight up to the one in the middle doing what appeared to be a fortnite dance, and i punched him square in the face. He fell straight down slamming his head to the ground, knocking him out. His friend nearby let out a blood-curdling scream. So i backhanded him which sent him flying backward. Then three millennial boys (i'm calling them boys, because they didn't act like men) approached me and tried to actually use physical force against me. Three millennials against one boomer? No problem. I decided that today will be the day i teach them what being a real man is like. After a few seconds of back and forth, I easily had all of them on the ground, moaning and wincing in pain. One girl nearby, watching the whole spectacle seemed to be in shock. I asked her if she was okay. She said that she never felt so attracted to someone when she saw me fight. She complained that she was tired of dating feminist libtards. I told her that if she wants to be in a relationship with a real man, then she should either stop dating millennials or move to another country. She agreed and left, as I sucker-punched another millennial who tried to attack me from behind.

I know some of you think i'm being too hard on them, but someone needs to teach these millennials. If we don't do it, who will? A few years after that incident, i received a letter in the mail from one of the boys i fought. He thanked me for giving him the ass-kicking he deserved. He said he stopped playing fortnite. He grew some facial hair and is not gay anymore. I feel like a proud father.

@Deleted User dont call me by my name you fucking shitlord

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

Have you ever masturbated to a dictionary? I have. I don’t know if it’s something to be proud of or something you ought to be ashamed of, I think my feelings about it lies somewhere in the middle.

But I must admit that I masturbated to both Danish-Faroese, Danish-English, English-Faroese and Danish-German dictionaries. I also had a Welsh dictionary but it was not of much help.

My eager slim fingers started looking for the naughty words, “snillur”, “cock”, “ass”, “reyv”, “schwanz”, “snillhøvd” and others. And while I read the definitions and translations, I translated the words to feelings. Boy, I was getting thoroughly horny and a tight bulge began to grow in my pants. The mental images were playing in my head like a dirty linguistic pornographic movie. As any teenage boy, I was horny as an uncastrated male cat, so it wasn't long before the silence was broken by the sound of my zipper and a little fiddling, then a rhythmic, wet pumping sound, followed by a discreet, but very satisfied, moan.

This was before the Internet was widely used, and what you had was a howling and angry modem that scolded you out every time you wanted access to the web to see a small picture of a cock, which took a good 10 minutes to load on your screen. It was as if the modem would reveal the dirty and naughty things you were doing, as if it would warn everyone around you what sins you were about to commit.

Dictionary masturbation was what I was doomed to. One of the terrible consequences of being an isolated homosexual teenage boy on the Faroe Islands. But it was through my lust, desperation and isolation that I really became acquainted with language and words. I fell in love, and am still in love with the force and juice, of language.

or 🙀 several 🤔 reasons 😅you 🤗 have 😯 failed ❌ 👉 the vibe check👈 🅰️nd as of 2020 ♿ your 👉vibe license👈 has 🅱️een revoked 😢 from stage 4 epicer 😎 to stage 1 cringe normie 🤡 . This 😳 is due to your lack 😵 of cursed ☻ and you 🤗 look 🙄 like 😍 you 🤗 🅰️ 🅱️🆎️y 👶 and we 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 dont 🚫 accept ✔ 🅱️🆎️y. 👶 You 🤗 call 📞 people 🧒 a 🅱️oomer 📣 and 😋 think 🤔 that 👉 is funny 😅 🅰️nd that👉 is disgraceful 🚫 to ♊ the ↗️ old 👴man 🚹 society ♿. 👉The vibe check 👈 has ↗️ also 📣 found 🤔 out 📲 a lack 😯 🅾️f muscle 💪 due 🔞 to your 🤗 high ⬆️ presence 🙋‍♂️ 🅾️f soyboy 🤵 in ⬇️ your 🤗body 🧠 🅰️nd that 👉 makes 💆‍♂️ you 🤗 closer ↔️ to a cringe ☢ normie 🤡 than ↗️ ever 😭 . 🅾️n the ↗️ specified 🛃 date 📳 sent 🛄 by email 💌 we 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 will 😍 approach 😼 your 🤗 address 🏢 🅰️nd arrest 🛂 you 🤗 🅰️nd 🅱️ sentenced 🔨 to ☣ vibe vasectomy☣, where 🤢 you 🤢 will 🤢 live 🤢 as a ⚠️cringe normie⚠️ and be 🅰️ puppet 🧚‍♂️ to 🅱️TS jungkook 🐒 and worship 🙏 kpop 🤢 until 🙀you 🤗 become 😏 🅰️ stage 4 epicer 😎 or a stage 3 le troller 🙉 . We 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 will 😕 ban 🚷 you 🤗 from all 🌐 facilities 🏘 of 👉 the vibe nation👈 which 🎃 include 👉 memes 🔊, family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 members 🤩 🅰️nd above ⬆️ all 🌐 else 👉 the liberty 🗽 to feel 🤗 🅰️ range ↔️ 🅾️f emotion 😂😝🙃😕.

Best regards, Vibe police No. 69420 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

God, I want to fuck the Fortnite banana so fucking bad. Imagine him in bed; his lustful eyes gazing into yours as you penetrate his peel. How warm he feels on the inside. His thick, yellow curves bending just to right into your chest as you thrust into him mercilessly. Imagine the warmth and extreme pleasure that you must get when you finally release your load into the Fortnite banana. His gushy insides become soaked with your seed. All that cholesterol, covered in your juice. You peel him back and take a bite of that sweet victorious fruit and taste your proud work and dedication on your tongue. The banana pushes his beautiful curved form against your body as you drift off to sleep, having had the most incredible and most amazing orgasm you have ever felt in your life— all thanks to the Fortnite banana.

Hello. I'm a 26yo male, simply looking for good girl 19+ to start a relationship with. USA only (preferably Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, Arkansas, Missouri area). I'd like you to be attentive and have a willingness to talk with me often; so only contact me if you have a generally open schedule. I am a conservative with older values. I am naturally a romantic and need a classical relationship. You should be interested in only monogamy. I believe in love and that it is only between a man and woman. I do believe that men and women are equal but I also believe in unique gender roles. Men and women seperated by gender working together as a team. It's about romanticism and love; what is righteous, just, and true. A woman should find a single man to cling to and look to him for guidance; while watching and learning from him. She should put forth effort into being possessed by this man in marriage. Man is made to guide and own his woman; he teaches her how to be proper, aswell as protects her. A woman's role is very important and crutially necassary. She supports, comforts, assists, and helps her man better himself and be happier. Behind every great man is a great woman. I hate sluts; people should care about being pure and living for one person: Their true love. Sex is wrong for simply gaining pleasure by using someone else. The desire to have sex with multiple people is sick and twisted. The concept of 'sacred' is being ruined and lost. Superficiality and materialism, aswell as independence and selfish individuality is being

encouraged amongst the masses and its wrong. People should not live for themselves, but instead for their relationship. As a couple, the power to improve and grow in the world is more achievable and worth it, as the best person to share it with is by your side. I'm very old fashioned and I need my girl to agree, accept, and support my beliefs. I need an intelligent girl. One I can trust to make the correct and proper decisions. Mature. Stable. A girl I can feel secure with. Not some stupid immature girl who messes around with the safety of herself and those around her. She needs an understaning and awareness of her surroundings, near and far. To personify dignity, not disgusting nor obscene displays. With great maternal qualities, able to calmly and efficiently handle serious situations. Financially structured and decently self-managed. A wisdom about her that is inspiring. A power about her that is soothing. I need you to make me willing to spo

One time😏 I was playing😶 fornite home🤗 alone when suddenly😨 JOHN WICK🤑 came barging🤔 into my room🤫 and told me😂 he’d give me 1 million🤑 v bucks🤩 if I got on my knees😬 and close my eyes😳 I got down😅 and before I could even close my eyes😏 I saw JOHN WICK😱 reach towards his crotch😐 to her my vbucks😎 he told me to open😨 my mouth😀 so he could give😋 me a chug jug😝 so I opened wide😮 and he mustve givem me a bug🙃 chug jug🤢 tee her silly John😏once he pulled [] it out I felt some droplets😠 on my face😮 so I licked it😝 it up and it was super😣 salty😖 once I asked😢 for my v bucks😌 he laughed😡 and called me a f***t🤬 and left😭 I was crying so hard that mom😊 called me and said look at my dad in his new fornite costum😱 I gasped and ran to my room my dad😳 is John wick!😳😳 this is a epic victory royal🤡

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You cumsock sucker you look like the type of person to eat cereal with soda instead of milk,fork instead of spoon and cockroaches instead of cornflakes And when someone walks by and asks what the fuck you are doing You will stand there mouth full of cockroaches saying “iTs jUsT a jOKe” Then all of the cockroaches will break out of your stomach making you jump on the ground like a fish