My mans gotta eat

Jerking off is a sure fire way to get jacked forearms

Every man falls to the trap

Bruh

Ah yes

When I was 6 I was fuckin wit legos

Well no shit

The tower was worth it

You ever been six years old and create a 6 foot tower

I was a happy man

Bruh

Don’t use my childhood art for your devious sex

Gave em the big ol slobber knocker

Chunga banging dudes left and right

One on the right is an alien

Bend over and it’s game over

This man is 8 years old

8 years old

Damn bro

Bruh momentum

He tried

This, does put a smile on my face

<:wtf:581449283841294336>

Weakness

Fucking bruh

Every creature online in here at this very moment is masturbating and you cannot convince me otherwise

You cannot convince me otherwise

Chad hours

That’s a trap

Trust no one

Assume everything this is a man and fuck it anyway

This has evolved beyond my holy power

Pandas are my spirit animal

@ur mom gae absolutely bro. Let’s get our zen on

Bro I’m boutta become enlightened

*almost*

She’s 14 bruh

Bruh moment

I’m boutta run my own sex church

No

My cummies are reserved for those who give themselves to god

True Asians will never have big schlong

God has given me this premonition

All Asians got small pp

All Asians have small pp

@DreamSenpai bet

Any full blooded Asian has an absolute microdick

@SoftieClubJoey no can do, Asians got small dick

Go to Japan and you have an absolute throbber compared to the majority population

This trap gave them a wet slobber knocker

This

This is a man of god

Anal sex doesn’t count so it’s all good

Nah nah nah nah

Doesn’t count, get out of jail free card with god

He’ll look the other way, he’s a bro like that

Test your faith in the lord and fuck a man

A man must conquer the orgy

Not unless you submit to the lord @Melanie

Absolute slobber knocker

We are all sad lonely men

You lie

Gods decree

Bruh

*bruh*

You’re on some backwoods site

Your computer boutta get fucked

Absolute madlad

It is at this point in time when music is in order

Good Christ

It is a congregation of all the creatures of the world who desire the s e x

Leave you on read she will

You just ask em til one of them says yes

There’s bound to be Atleast one

I’m a bit of a love doctor

A god

And the answer came back with no solution

Damn

Oh

She quite literally worked out the equation

A child

She won’t

Thinking about it is there way of saying “no but I’m a pussy”

Bruh moment

@J-Arcane you’re just a bro

Don’t worry about it

Bros can like pp

A trap with an absolute shaft of ungodly proportions

You think that stops a man

Sweet home

Just kiss the guys directly

Be a man about it

I decide when i will or won’t c u m

More bandwidth for the sex

A Holy man ensures his DMs are dry

I am one with the panda

Sorry this panda is no bottom

Canada brings tranquility

Same place

the one that costs alot of money