i am incredibly respectable

i am the never setting sun

i am the morning star

i am incredibly powerful

you just dont get the joke

im just an alpha male

everyone who knows me thinks im alpha

thats how it is already stretch

no i dont want to get into legal trouble

i know right

you guys just arent woke

like me

nothing gives me more energy

than when people fear me

when a woman is scared of me i feel a stronger high than any drug can give me

everyone i know fears me

not totally sure

i guess its my raw power

yes i am

six foot

im not an ass

try it pipsqueek

i'll grab you by the ears and toss you across the room

avoiding premarital sex

be so hard these days

yeah ive got a circle of catholic and orthodox friends i have cigars with

and bully people with

think i got myself a wife tbh

me too

except im for real and not making it up like u guys

i have a cult following

yeah

its unironically a lot of work

to maintain a cult following

things going very well with my gf

denied the holocaust within the first week of meeting this girl

says shes never met anyone like me

this is the secret

just be yourself

Sleeping in the same bed with my gf every day

Premarital sex is a sin but

Nocturnal emission in my pants

Last night i slept ib the same bed as my gf (didnt commit intercourse)

Had a nocturnal emission

Wokenup with cum in my pants

No its just that

Premarital sex is a sin

So we sleep together and dont have sex

And i just like molest her

N she says

No don't

And i say

Whoops didnt mean to

female update

got myself a well behaved girl

not my problem

I am heterosexual

and have a girlfriend i am close with

will introduce her to my parents and grandparents soon

for their input

she seems golden to me

i dont mentally or physically abuse her

its called being alpha

im doing really well basedchris

thanks for asking

you?

yeah i love living

he deserved it alabamalama

i got a cute aryan virgin girlfriend

i bully genetic dead ends

listen

i understand your jealousy

no

Wait

Does no nut novembee count

If a girl

If you are with a girl

Oh shit

.......

Markoman being totally cringe rn

Ibfailed no fap November twice

But a girl did it to me nor me

I thought i just couldnt bust on my own

N i don't do that anyways

My catholic girlfriend

Its like

If i slap her ass she thinks she'll get pregnant

Just find the right girl

Be yourself

Be confident

Begome orthodox

No need

Bully women to build confidence

Well bully men and women

Actually

Yeah i mean

Shes catholic

Says she'd marry me if i became catholic

But she keeps attending my services