THWARTED
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I just watched Detective Pikachu. It was bad. Seriously a horrible movie.
The animals were creepy as fuck
the acting was phoned in
A person who does good to avoid the burning pits of Hell isn't good, but a fearful would be criminal.
Cucked by god?
Jesus was born to a mother who's husband was cucked by god.
Mother of Jesus was 13, God is a pedophile.
What if god is real and the bible is fiction to subdue the masses into a theocracy for money?
Reguardless if god is real or not. The church we can all agree is a scam. No matter the denomination or sect.
If god is omnipresent, then why a church?
God has more wealth and money then anyone on earth.
All churches are his houses, all donations and charities in his name. Things given to pay for his houses. God is a realistate champion.
God is gay, cause he's in my ass.
I saw [email protected]
Thats mee6
Cant be updated,
LG dropped support for my phone a year before I bought it off the shelf.
Yeah I didn't know that at the time
Screen shot
Software version is the model number
It literally is
I need another phone to take a picture of a phone to prove model number is the same as software number.
All my phone has to do is run these apps. I could do without a few also.
@Deleted User Alex Jones is quality memes
Well time to get off the toilet. Legs are falling asleep and my ass is going numb. That was a long dump.
I should learn to keep my mouth shut. Mention CNC once and you start getting these. No idea who this guy is.
Damn it
I want to burn it all. I want hell fire to rain down on all that required effort and eliminate it all so history only knows ashes.
What ever killed the dinosaurs, needs to happen again.
This toilet did not survive my last attack. Need to buy a new one.
New phone isn't complete without the wallpaper I've used for 7 years.
Android keyboards. Autocorrecting yard to hard.
Please Read. Open document format. Libre Office or Open Office compatible.
Taxes aren not voluntary, if they were they wouldn't be called taxes.
If you want to pick it apart or highlight anything or offer suggestions, please do so.
I am aware that a lot of it is "Vague".
But I am a person who'd rather spend free time playing video games while not working so this here is me at maximum effort.
I'm lazy, I know.
I've done worse.
I set a pile of bibles on fire in front of a Catholic church.
When I was 17
While the mass was in session.
I was arrested
The door knockers always went around handing out bibles, I took one each time. So after 7 years sense I was 10, I accumulated 31 bibles.
Arms heal, big whoop. I made old ladies cry.
Bibles burning memory lasts forever.
I forgot to mention I wore a cheap Walmart devil costume.
And danced
Ok I made up the dancing part because I fell off the wall. But I tried.
Landed on my tail bone.
*knew
I know, just being a dick
@SHEPARD DโญG ok time for bed. We don't need to share nightmares. Especially the part where there is no food.
Well if people are dumb enough to be communist then why would this be baffling or surprising?
I say we categorize communism as a form of mental disorder.
Officially
I want to check out of life now.
I won't be recommending it.
One star.
Nobody likes mark dice except for dur dur statist repukes
@ThatPreciseBloke bahahaha ok you took the onion article seriously. Everyone knows its satire. It was funny, that's why I posted it. Calm your beta tits and dry your lactation.
Oof
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