@halfthink

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Everyone

I have to inform you all that Fred is no longer with us

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Don't step on me

stop gulaging me

I thought you guys were cool

https://tenor.com/view/satan-dance-mood-gif-4788073

I would have been interested

But it's run by Shepard dog

https://strawpoll.com/p4f6a13w

No stupid answers this time guys

I want to be a commie king too

this FUrked up

why the hell

why is this happening

Does anyone here think that we should all run private armies

It's profitable to steal

Therefore market

I am thinking of organising some separatists to plunder a few small towns

Texans ofc

They have gusto

And entrepreneurial spirit

We will grow and invade the Hollywood Hills too

Show them socialist media types what's up

We gonna git some

Also going to concrete over the frieght railways

And charge the train to remove the concrete

The more they pay us the more workers I can get removing it

Git some

They don't call me bling bang for nothing

It's a hoe down

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@SHEPARD D☭G that was an interesting storey

How long were you homeless

I just did that with my big brain

Jeff Bezos is suing the American government fot 20 billion dollars

Because people did not buy enough Amazon Alexa

They say that reckless policies and scare mongering led to a decrease in sales

Increase awareness of mass surveillance through leaks etc

And Amazon's Alexa was directly affected

Which also affected other sales

Other buisnesses are following suit after fall out from the trade war

An additional three trillion dollars in legal expenses and settlements is forecasted

Mike pence has signalled that we will need to severely reduce the scope of social security

In order to lift the new burden on the treasury

And need to increase income tax by 5 percent

Several stocks have reported increasing value following the sentiment that possible government compensation was on its way

It's a good time to invest in American buisness

Hey does this mean I have some potential recruits in here

I wanted to start an army

Don't worry not a Nazi army

Just a kind of army that uses extortion to make money

We call ourselves entrepreneurs

Buy our insurance policy and pay on time

We mostly sell contents insurance

But if you don't buy it your guaranteed to lose the contents

Just a startup though

Hope to grow big

The hard right will prevail

Charities should be taxed double

I propose a 60 percent tax on all donations charities recieve

That money should go to big buisness to give jobs to Americans

And an additional $100 service fee for all donations under $20

Eg. A person donated to charity

They have to pay 120$

Only 8 dollars of that 120 will actually go to the charity

I have another right wing policy

I call it the bootstraps initiative

Anyone earning less than 40k USD will need to pay a 2x levy on discretionary spending

Ie televisions computers

Games

Alcohol cigarettes

Basically anything other than food or non essentials

That will discourage them from spending

That money will then be given to people earning over 80k USD so they can make smart investments

If they do not wish to participate they will be deleted from social security and medicaid

And be taxed an additional 2perfent

I'm coming up with good right wing policies to help poor people

They need a hand up not a handout

This will make them care more about money

And the investment of richer individuals will help the economy

And create jobs

They don't pay enough rates though

Also to help the poor I suggest that an additional 25 percent of income of low earners be locked away until they are at retirement age

And we will change that age until it is 82 years and we know most people won't be alive

And secretly give that money to hedge funds to play with

And if they do get to withdraw the money we will tax it again at 40 percent

And if it is above a certain amount they will lose benefits

Seniors will also need a license to go out in public to reduce incidents

You think I am joking right

Wait 20 years these will be actual laws

Better start making more money

You are dumb

This is basically the current system if you divide by 2

We're not working with a full deck here are we?