if lena is pregnant

i wanna get a baseball bat

and whack-a-mole

her kid to death

tyke 'n' dyke

it really be like this tho...

Dude fucking imagine if this server made you be phone identitied like charls

yes

that "yeah, what's up?" was for my ma'

don't live in england

live north, however

not north england

north, generally

brb

putting away groceries

just had a nice ______

good 1

oogaj gooja !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcMuala9GPE

get in voice chat, fellas

also hllspwn why did you copy my playlist

hey guys

vc

my father is a waiter

sorry kestrel

to be abrupt like that

but i think if my family knew about this whole discord-gambit more than they already did

they'd straight up disown me

too true, pd!

always like to sneak in a little garlic with my rice.

i had so much garlic growing up the smell is motherly to me.

could be because i am a fat bug

I support Emma Gonzalez and David Hogg.

It's a really callous act to mock the students who are actually taking action, and are traumatized because their friends are dead.

they're marching around

and waving around posters with SpongeBob on them!

USA = currypot

yt

last day my sister's back before she goes back to PA

Same.

I've never smoked, or done drugs.

Including alcohol

@Deleted User is probably the closest I've had to an e-gf

thank you for supporting me for hard times, spacearyan

i know

i am fully aware that it gets worse

never had a gf

never held a girl's hand

wbu

Damn.

we're forming a goonsquad

a coalition of people who hadn't been given opportunities and made the most out of a shit hand.

to strive towards a brighter future

https://discord.gg/TzGBGm

have had this in the bank for about 2 years now

it's coming into fruition now

come on, goons.

sadgoons

I went to a Russian carnival once with Russian friends of family, and it was surreal

they had some dudes that straight up ate glass.

sick

heh

one of my pc usb ports has been broken for like 9 months so i can't use keyboard and mouse at the same time

me, me!

how's it going, guys?

I wish it were.

no haha, it is : )

got you!

alright that comment was gay, probably will delete eventually, just going to let it linger for a bit though.

sorry for making it a little too personal, fellas

but it was just a copypasta! ha.

also i was talking about it future tense btw, they're not divorced (yet)

how's your life, hue-mundo

too true

i told my sister that my entire life is metaphorical "back pain"

i feel like we're living in a Dostoevsky novel.

i didn't say it was.

did what

think life was that poetic

i think my life is just a bit unfulfilling

i didn't mean to make it sound tragic

i think to truly appreciate MDE humor and such, you need to be mentally fucked over by society.

i think humor is a fine way of dealing with trauma

and i want to inflict trauma on more people

like, fuck with them in minor ways consistently

until they are straight up loony

jpegmafia panic emoji

i've been on the hustle my entire mf life

as he said

but the thing for me is, that it hasn't amounted to anything

i wake up to go to mf bed

no life

straight up hustling 24/7

la shitness

i think being tormented by my father let me become registered in the Triple 9 Society.

brett gelman

CSPAN.

Unsurprising.

heewwoooo???

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