because they got no nuts to lose?

Don't lose your soul to a tissue box and the trash can beside your gaming battlestation

In retrospect, that would be tough to convince saint peter of annulling you of at the gates of heaven

"My hand was in the neighborhood."

A masturbation problem, and a pornography problem, are two separate problems from the same vein.

Fatfags will not be spared the clip

He couldn't fuck porn, fuck America, or fuck sodomy

He claimed to the be the reincarnation of Elliot Rodger in the Philippines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqo4yLxCDU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xzjbz6mH2M

Alpha male

yeah, what a hotty

I'm not thirsty

and I'm lack toast intolerant

You can say based Milo

Who like to eat pizza, while you touch their butt

That shawty ain't like any other bitch I ever seen

Omg this

Girls who own pitbulls 😍

Feeling like your profile picture rn

Just at the thought of it

The chances of that are about as real as her

The plight of dating a women

It's a long story

His parents kicked him out and he got arrested

That's really all you need to know

A group of crazies picked him up for awhile, but even Terry was too much for them

because he's not crazy

he's illumined

Give him 100

@FUDDER That speech reminds me of this image

He was taking a sip of that gaming console

Only gamers will understand this

DOGS