Gotta say, Jewish women?

Big fan

Abigail Shapiro breastfeeding me groyper

Just saying marital rape doesn't exist

Every year there's a new one.

At least my momma's always there.

I inherently hate any fat family member to be honest

Huh?

If you have a problem you can go grab some PF Chang's and a candlabra because it's Christmas

Every single year I go to *Christmas* parties and hear people complaining specifically about Christianity

Last week I heard some large woman bellowing about how evil the Bible is for *squints* condemning the murder of infants

She ate like half the platter of cookies too lol

The recipe serves 20

Fat people are worse than Jews really

Dude

Coasties are some of the most insufferable pricks on this earth

This guy straight out of NYC I know gets absolutely plastered at the Christmas party every single year without failure, loudly ranting about how "The Bible is a fucking scam" and "Jesus Christ died in vain"

And then he wonders why nobody invites him back

Even the 30 year old wine sipping cat ladies at work with more abortions than brain cells think this guy goes too far

I caught some major flak just for not wanting to associate with the one homo I know, who confided in me he slept with a 14 year old boy once, by the way

8chan is still talking about gamergate lol

Literally all I remember from that circus was some bitch slept with a bunch of gaming journalists so they'd write positive reviews for her walking simulator

1. If you didn't already know gaming journalism is a joke, you're retarded
2. No idea how it spiraled into what it was so quickly

Lock in! #GamerNation

Still 1 hour left, Santa might bring me a toy still!