canonically, if this crossover event were to happen
it is peter who is the heavier set of the two
maxing out 293lbs
its an honest to god mystery why the artist went in this direction when its clear and
established that homer is 239 lbs meaning he would be the lighter of the two
this stylistic choice has haunted me for the past few months
pixel by pixel i am in disgust not for lewdness but for inaccuracy

cockenball torture (CBT) is *le sexy times* activity with ouchies or constriction to Peepee.
This may include peen slapping, peepeesqueezing, and not limited to bulgie wulgie ball busting X3!!
the participant derives direct pleasure
from owwie feel goods or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation
many of these practices carry significant health risks

please keep posting peter and homer

he’s right ya know ^

i like when we find out elite secrets
they always gift us with good toys
i mean ai portraits, old man filter, a never ending area 51 meme with established time decay until storming day,
but the popularity of these diversion tactics solidifies the fact that they make better trends than you ):

and i looked into her female gaze and said,
“i can only fill your head with the flow of knowledge but i cannot plug up the holes from which it will leak”

sure living in a two bedroom 900 sqft apartment with 13 other gamers i met from twitter has its ups and downs,
sure pooling together cash made from sideprojects and desperate phases of wagecuckery can leave us in tight binds and bad times
but we are gamers i wouldnt have it any other way

would yall necroskullfuck

body temp has only deviated 1.3 degrees

snapshot

ebony squirts on trump hair

urine is good for the hair

if god didnt want cum in my hair he wouldnt have created built in shampoo

hey does anyone know of a watered down version of reddit, i just cant handle all of the shocking and edgy stuff that circulates on that site, and quite honestly most of the people on there seem to be really smart and self aware and it can get quite intimidating, im looking for something with the originality of 9gag but as simple but full of rich dialogue like youtube comment section

maybe its the 47’ Pol Roger sparkling wine talking but
but i really thought at last New years party, when i was giving the speech about how 1954 is the year we finally start a move towards a beautiful and pure nation, have our minorities fights our wars for us to show their loyalty,
and enough riches to go around..that i was speaking about an immediate future
oh what a naive kid i was, heck they even briefed us on “intersectionality” last week what a load of crap
well heres to another year in the great states
[at this point the fictional character typed in the chat begins to engage in
non-monogamous behavior, although polyamory is shunned publicly at this time, it just makes it that much hotter to fantasize and conduct just like the murderous preacher who handicaps his morals with religion instead of using it for self respect because constant sin without consequence gets boring]

oh dear god
its been hours since my last reddit post
i sure hope i dont get kicked from my pristine position as moderator, so many in my community need me,
ow ow fuck!
i knew i shouldnt of listened to that tumblr post
“tin the tip of your dick using a soldering iron for quick and easy desensitization”
what a load of bullshit
had my mother not been an “intactivist” i couldve scrapped off the metal from my dick but now im left with soldered shut foreskin and the need to pee.
holding two cold water bottles to my flaccid cock i sink into my carseat looking for the best window of time to storm the hospital doors i notice parked in a spot directly across from me is @GRUMPYGAMER
maybe hes on the hospitals IT department?
yeah that has to be it, although he looked a bit uneasy. maybe i should knock on the windshield.
the water bottles were warm now.
i wiped the condensation off my cock,
He probably doesnt want to be bothered.
with that i walked towards the hospital metalcock and all.

Next week on MetalCock
after the Large Hadron Collider explosion near Geneva, MetalCock must save the surrounding cities from interdimensional entities but not before he’s reunited with an love interest we never thought we’d see again
7pm central celestial dome time

i got it from buzzfeed, must be fakenews for a hatepiece they typed for you

getting your message intercommed through super chat by providing value to its regurgitation from a willing and paying participant
big boy moves

common misconception, women dont poop out the vagina but out the poop urethra located near the vaginal opening

okay i know we dont tell boys they have an option to poop through their donger because theyre lazy and wont clean it up
but thanks to the internet i dont have to wait till im 30 to learn and pissing poop has changed my life completely

i want to believe that the simplest explanation is usually right and that the world is run by boring old people whos physical presence does not instill fear but a lack of social comfort cause this is like someones grandpa or something, but still i have yet to receive my app with absolute stand on no restriction of any speech and decent user interface because still somewhere, someone fears what speech can do, stupid paranoid dumbass

“and i thought to myself whats a 15 year old got that i dont got” -mumkey jones p

tinder is jewtool use grindr instead

chadfishing friends moms

i tried gloryhole on recommendation too no worries

i know that feel

mythos on profile attraction

Absolutely Repulsive,
all of you accelerationists are the same
pee pee this
and poo poo that
!well im sick of it
i could care less about your actual endgame
my hatred originates from the peepeepoopoo
propaganda itself
had information known of how careless youd be it never wouldve divided and spread across space, only ever expanding as it reproduces and shapes our universe
the ramifications of your blinded pillage on thoughts have shaken up existence as a whole
with an over-saturation of peepeepoopoo
and do you know what comes next with donning such an ideology
mass suicide of men, no it doesnt even efficiently help overpopulation as the gender who is having the most sex is the one that can incubate life.
i can feel the societal anger within the
feet-chat brewing as they continuously chant
peepee poopoo in their heads

im a chat gamer
im a chat gamer
i play the chat
im a chat gamer
im a chat gamer
i play the chat
im a chat gamer
im a chat gamer
i play the chat
im a chat gamer
im a chat gamer

Absolutely Repulsive,
all of you accelerationists are the same
pee pee this
and poo poo that
!well im sick of it
i could care less about your actual endgame
my hatred originates from the peepeepoopoo
propaganda itself
had information known of how careless youd be it never wouldve divided and spread across space, only ever expanding as it reproduces and shapes our universe
the ramifications of your blinded pillage on thoughts have shaken up existence as a whole
with an over-saturation of peepeepoopoo
and do you know what comes next with donning such an ideology
mass suicide of men, no it doesnt even efficiently help overpopulation as the gender who is having the most sex is the one that can incubate life.
i can feel the societal anger within the
feet-chat brewing as they continuously chant
peepee poopoo in their heads

everytime a character has made you forget youre worthless( Recently Updated)

why me buy clit sucker3000 when plastic straw do trick

does joe character feel like limp dead body from waist down ?

because if so then peter character’s facial expression makes all the more sense

v o y e u r

windowsill feel

is it okay to impregnate all the women who show up to my book signing event (sent guy off craigslist a few of my tumblr textposts from 2011 and paid him to ghostwrite it )

when will amazon stock up on nudeds females

November 2016, i think

why go through all that trouble to steal it, you can order one too pal, plenty to go around

not straight from nozzle?

well you do have more class than me

toe up or to the side?

ion care if he pulled the bag of percs out his ass or between his sack
im purchasing regardless

time to
if (command.NeetMode().equals(“ON”))
NeetMode.toggle(toggleEffect.OFF);
and go sell my soul to wageslavery
just a few months
so i can pay for a couple OnlyFans subscriptions
and perhaps some food have i change to
spare

yes and i teach the secret just pay for my class

too much

id go mad with power

i respect teeth

they do their business and when the environment gets too rough they leave

until you pollute the population

all muh people in power
are OLD farts who shit their adult diapers
wah wah lifes running out so i cant afford to be apathetic
SHUT the FUCK up

look i dont mind that a specific pack of horny inmates who rape chomos used their well practiced skills on epstein
i dont even care that rearranging the letters in epstein= ET penis
i just want him alive for accountability/humiliation sakes

nothings wrong if the girl is hot enough

always a question of attraction
never of morality

also nothing about not drinking a girl’s pee

KJV?

i wrote my own interpretation

delisted on amazon

they soak their signposts in piss so ive heard

based

protesting is the addiction

people you know raising their voice above 90 decibels in passion biologically indoctrinates you at any age

your oratory is so underdeveloped that oral chants of any content will be absorbed to that void in your brain
talk all you want but we use to sing

its simple
i touch the cube

jesus must be best battery known to domekind
if to this day we can still siphon off energy through Cube touch alone

can we move on

theres true topics

of today

have you seen it

iphonefruit makes you buy one phone a year
they made you buy one jesus for lifetime
now thats good marketing

what else we sell that isnt real

jesus is real

but not iphones

clothes arent very strong

also not real

my patience for weekly sweat streams dissipating out of reality

hey anon?
i wish youd stop tapping

and say something

you guys know the original but thats just what they tell you
while data-foraging
i found the rest of the artifact in whole

just..

just got an email irl

shes getting married
you guys know the one
hottest 10 body you got to tap constantly until you purposely sabotaged it
not even accidentally
you methodically planned it out
sorry lads NoFap day 432 broken
its gonna be a sad one
typing in her user on instagram as we speak

please frontshuv is my father call me Front