The trick is to leave Canada

that's what I did

Yeah, but now I can fix America

I can fix my life in America

And goodness will Radiate

for instance, today yet another crazy Seattle homeless guy tried to walk into the parking Garage at work

I called security

making the world slightly better

Yea

lol I know

Leftism follows me

but wait there's more

I moved to Seattle to date a fat feminist for 7 years

who turned out to be a lesbian

My life is better now

My pro tip is cold approach immigrants

Every university has an immigrant Asian population with better values

low probabilty of feminism

high probability of not fat

that too

but when you're in Seattle

you go to where the fish are

Small town, or switzerland

maybe poland

germany is lost

Nordic countries have fallen