https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1116061151001968640?s=19

https://twitter.com/CarlWinkleton/status/1116019921790603264?s=19

I'm 99.9% this is a fake account, but it's still funny as hell

This woman has redifined retarded

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1116683819476750337?s=19

That would be a step up for her

https://twitter.com/CBS6/status/1116764293989457920?s=19

I'm am an evil little cultural appropriator

I finally taught myself how to use chopsticks

https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1116692766313066498?s=19

It only took less than 20 years

Yes

It's actually quite funny that the last major he won was in 2008 prior to today's win

Oops. Didn't mean to spoil it for you

Fire of peace from the yellow jackets?

The Sun? As in the paper?

https://twitter.com/realKrisCruz/status/1118957377498296320?s=19

CNN actually tweeted this

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1118957387526832130?s=19

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1124272917725024256?s=19

I didn't need to see that

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/03/opinion/testosterone-caster-semenya.html#click=https://t.co/EqwJ5uopWS

https://twitter.com/hilaryagro/status/1124744467217444864?s=19

Because that's what did Blockbuster in libraries

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1133020814935240705?s=19

Why do I keep forgetting about the Minecraft server??

#StupidMe

Why?