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2018-03-01 00:15:27 UTC [Backup Server #joins]  

2018-03-15 20:12:26 UTC [The Right Server #commands]  

*role no poll

2018-07-12 16:18:47 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Sometimes my graphics all freeze up, and although I still get sounds and text through nothing else updates. Is this a common issue?

2018-07-12 16:19:13 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Shiiiet I got no clue, probably some really old version.

2018-07-12 16:20:19 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Aight thanks.

2018-07-12 16:21:34 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Is this the latest?

2018-07-12 16:21:51 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Alright I'll update.

2018-07-12 16:23:15 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

This sounds like a shitty scam, but I'm too new to even know what a ckey is so jokes on you.

2018-07-12 16:25:22 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Any way to hook up the teleporter controls to a signal device or something so you can emergency teleport with the tracking beacon?

2018-07-12 16:26:05 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Yare yare daze

2018-07-12 16:27:35 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Updated Byond anyway and it's still the same after reconnecting. Happened once before when I was looking through cameras on a computer but this time I was only standing around. Pretty much locks me out of the round but seems to fix after that. Any clues?

2018-07-12 16:28:29 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  


2018-07-12 16:29:34 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

It stops responding but I can still right-click on things, but then eventually it all goes black as though it "updates" to nothing. Seems for a while at least I can still move etc so imputs work along with sound etc but graphics are kill.

2018-07-12 16:29:46 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

I guess that's right Doctor.

2018-07-12 16:29:52 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Yeah I do atm.

2018-07-12 16:31:21 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

It is a common bug then?

2018-07-12 16:31:50 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Wish I was other people tbhfampai

2018-07-12 16:45:34 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

@Raymondo Was that a joke? This build seems all kinds of fucked.

2018-07-12 16:49:26 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

Was pretty wacky but it's working now,thanks.

2018-07-12 19:32:34 UTC [Everything Is Space #ock]  

>free and secure

2018-07-12 20:15:04 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>tfw you build an ED-209 and it busts a wizard before you get fucked up

2018-07-12 20:20:45 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I just wanted to help people.

2018-07-12 20:23:14 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I took too long with the AI frame too, never built one before and didn't know how to get plasteel or reinforced glass. Oof.

2018-07-12 20:25:07 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

How come none plays greys? *Ayylmao*

2018-07-12 20:25:13 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-12 20:25:31 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

say I figured it out, but I struggled.

2018-07-12 20:25:43 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

*>say* fug

2018-07-12 20:26:38 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Sucks when you can't spawn as research head but need to get into the office though.

2018-07-12 20:41:48 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

With access to cyborgs, most of the station should be automated except for administration and tech jobs tbh.

2018-07-12 20:42:25 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

The need of Security could be eliminated by simply getting rid of MOST people and replacing them with cyborgs.

2018-07-12 22:41:37 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>spend all game trying to figure out how to use the protolathe and getting diamonds
>only just manage to get the Captain ID for the lockboxes as the shuttle arrives
>finally build a turret on the shuttle
Feels good man <:Welder:245899994291240961> πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

2018-07-12 22:42:31 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Turret was my dream.

2018-07-12 22:43:06 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I think the turret started shooting tbh because I smacked it with a wrench and a screwdriver trying to access the firing controls.

2018-07-12 22:46:25 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Those are the kinds of people you should arrest tbh.

2018-07-12 22:46:28 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Antags are secondary.

2018-07-12 22:47:04 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Break the knees of filthy criminal deviants, they are truly what makes the station so easy to bring down by antags.

2018-07-12 22:56:33 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Is the server down atm?

2018-07-12 22:59:09 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Wish I knew how to work the teleporter.

2018-07-12 22:59:41 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>insulated gloves behind a paywall
>banana peel DLC

2018-07-12 22:59:55 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

How does the teleporter relate to metagaming anyway?

2018-07-12 23:00:46 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

That's pretty weird.

2018-07-12 23:01:48 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Pass me a spreadsheet then. I just want to teleport stuff.

2018-07-12 23:02:10 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Couldn't get it to work much playing around with the GPS beacons and offsets.

2018-07-12 23:03:10 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

It seems to change every time you recalibrate, I couldn't make it work.

2018-07-12 23:03:13 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

It would always scatter.

2018-07-12 23:03:33 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-12 23:52:18 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>tfw I clicked the shard <:clown2:245899993993445377>

2018-07-13 00:38:35 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Does the ED-209 built with lasertag vest and gun actually function or does it, like the lasertag gun itself, do nothing?

2018-07-13 00:40:20 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-13 00:43:51 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

How come we didn't have any security last round?

2018-07-13 00:48:51 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Ready up. πŸ”«

2018-07-13 01:21:09 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>play badass security bot
>get wizardfucked into a little xeno wimp
Feels bad man.

2018-07-13 01:23:16 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I assume you need macros and hotkeys to play wizard.

2018-07-13 01:23:43 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Still pretty strange when you're minding your own business and some downed wizard comes poofing through the room on his back while 2-3 people chase him.

2018-07-13 02:04:28 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-13 03:03:08 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>survive that entire clusterfuck helping wherever I can
>go afk for a piss and pass out because I left my emergency oxygen on
Just fuck me up fam <:clown2:245899993993445377>

2018-07-13 03:13:49 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

The janitor in medbay was cancer.

2018-07-13 03:14:11 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Dude the medbay was crazy. There was just blood fucking everywhere.

2018-07-13 03:14:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I had to break into hydroponics so I could build two bucketbots to clean that shit up.

2018-07-13 03:15:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I wish I knew how to work those portals though. The guys assaulting the ship clearly had it on lockdown with the medbay gates.

2018-07-13 03:16:15 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I still can't believe I passed out from leaving my oxygen on just at the end of the round. Fuck my shit up fam.

2018-07-13 03:16:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Really fun round anyway. Was VERY busy.

2018-07-13 03:20:01 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Was pretty crazy just seeing one doctor try and handle truckloads of bodies coming in both in critical conditions and as mangled corpses. Sprinting between machines and stripping everyone.

2018-07-13 03:21:48 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>tfw passing out in my office 5min before the shuttle arrives after that wild round

2018-07-13 03:43:56 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>get the stuff to build two ED-209s and the round ends
**[Autistic screeching]**

2018-07-13 03:44:09 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Fucking wizards.

2018-07-13 03:45:02 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

The AI summoned the swords? πŸ€”

2018-07-13 03:45:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>four energyswords appear in my lab

2018-07-13 03:47:35 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Wizards I have on Never. Magic is for losers, don't do spells kids.

2018-07-13 03:47:52 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-13 03:48:47 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-13 04:22:20 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-13 04:23:55 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Genetics guide said nothing about fucking growing horns.

2018-07-13 05:11:57 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Can prosthetic bodyparts be fixed?

2018-07-13 05:33:25 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Only three made it out?

2018-07-13 10:09:35 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

It was plenty spooky to be honest.

2018-07-13 10:10:29 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I parked the security bot outside the door thinking it wouldn't be a problem.

2018-07-13 10:10:57 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I for got about 🌟 MAGIC 🌟

2018-07-13 10:13:59 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

As soon as that EMP hit me I was out of the fight. Just walking around blindly, got into sec, realized if I die in sec I can't get saved so I moved back and got shredded. R I P.

I read everyones crew manifest and checked cameras etc, but I was not prepared.

2018-07-13 10:15:11 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Seems to be the case. Might aswell go all in.

2018-07-13 12:00:26 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Yeah count me in on that lesson.

2018-07-13 12:37:51 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Thanks doc.

2018-07-13 14:44:29 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I spent ages trying to figure out where the advanced magboots were even held, then I tried to unleash the singularity but by flinging some of the stabilisiers into space but it still didn't get lose.

2018-07-13 14:44:45 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Seems you guys were busy with murderboning and plagues though.

2018-07-13 14:44:48 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

And the shard.

2018-07-13 14:45:22 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Yeah I found out.

2018-07-13 14:45:42 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I didn't use my coolguy Syndicate tech until way after, mostly because I wanted to see what they do.

2018-07-13 14:47:13 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I'd like to point out I didn't kill a single one as traitor and there were still 6 deaths when there were only like 8 of us, wtf.

2018-07-13 14:47:46 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I never activated them.

2018-07-13 14:47:56 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

What do they do?

2018-07-13 14:48:17 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I figured it was just for walking on the solar panels without slipping off into space, and maybe a bit quicker since they were advanced.

2018-07-13 14:49:49 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I legit thought the admin played a trick on us by making half of us antags because everyone was scummying around. I mean I went to the captains office and someone already broke in and clearly tried to get into the office. I carried the nuclear disk with me just in case.

2018-07-13 14:51:15 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

When I spawned in it gave me a hint that Saul Moomin might be a bad enough dude, and that I should contact him if I need assistance so I figured that's my other syndicate contact, especially when it's the virologist who spreads disease everywhere and then finds out later it's lethal. Whoopsie.

2018-07-13 17:36:51 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>there are no staff roles

2018-07-14 14:04:11 UTC [Everything Is Space #spess-art] πŸš€ HIIIGH AS A KITE 🚬 πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

2018-07-14 16:52:02 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>**RATING: A Wretched Heap of Scum and Incompetence**
<:sec:245899994727448576> <:clown2:245899993993445377>

2018-07-14 16:52:26 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Them hornets though, god damn.

2018-07-14 16:52:33 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

And the constant power outages.

2018-07-14 16:53:33 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>Objective #3: Kill yourself. **Fail.**
>Objective #4: Stay alive until the end. **Fail.**

2018-07-14 17:33:04 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

How do I become cool and put the bartender's shotgun on my back? I can't get it to sit there even though it's got a sling. Only allowed in the backpack slot which I clearly need to carry all my stolen shit.

2018-07-14 17:34:11 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Doesn't it fit into the suit storage slot like a jetpack?

2018-07-14 17:34:32 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

What armors have a slot like that? Only spacesuits?

2018-07-14 17:38:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Only tendies I know are chicken tendies.

2018-07-14 17:39:06 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I need my backpack for stolen stuff my man.

2018-07-14 17:39:31 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Alright. What's a tendie suit though?

2018-07-14 19:12:57 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

So many traitors that round.
>put down power sink
>everyone starts talking about multiple sinks
>check aftergame report
>I was the only one with a power sink
πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€”

2018-07-14 19:13:28 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I was the mechanic antag.

2018-07-14 19:14:00 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I also C4'd the singularity generator during the power outage but that didn't seem to do anything.

2018-07-14 19:15:00 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>Richest Escapee: Soren Guess, Mechanic: 723 space credits (Thanii)
Ya'll some broke ass niggas smhtbhfam

2018-07-14 19:15:40 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

That's good to know though, thanks. I mainly wanted to disable their ability to recover power, but it seems they did anyway because I don't know what powers the station.

2018-07-14 19:16:45 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I don't know where the shard is but I'll find out.

2018-07-14 19:17:31 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I always cover up my tracks and avoid straight out murderboning, so I rarely get caught except by random elements.

2018-07-14 19:18:07 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-14 19:18:42 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>tfw your only objective is stealing a fucking hypospray and leaving alive

2018-07-14 19:18:54 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Seems there were a lot of traitors though, so many.

2018-07-14 19:19:43 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I always attempt to complete my objectives simply because they were given. <:Nuke:245899994614333440>

2018-07-14 19:20:45 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Is there any way to unlock a locker with fuckhueg bombs? I had to emag the chief medgay's locker to get the hypospray.

2018-07-14 19:21:04 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I suppose I should be glad I didn't get "Kill yourself", but then at least I could go jihad with some C4.

2018-07-14 19:22:38 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Oh fuck round started.

2018-07-14 20:57:19 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>join late
>pick station engineer since it's vacant while we have 2 mechanics
>skim the engineering guide but don't know how to engineer
>told to repair a breach in north maint
>get shit on for not doing my job
>tfw <:grayshit:256609317434687489>

2018-07-14 21:01:30 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Low pop station is the best anyway.

2018-07-14 21:05:04 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I though engineers built shit and mechanics repair things like breaches.

2018-07-14 21:22:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Probably testing out that new station.

2018-07-14 23:44:59 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  
2018-07-14 23:45:50 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  
2018-07-14 23:47:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Not sure what else I played before that.

2018-07-14 23:47:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  
2018-07-14 23:49:16 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

For real though, playing service bot sucks except for the part where I got to clobber spessmunsters with the crowbar.

2018-07-14 23:51:28 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

We had 3 AI and 3 cyborgs. Pretty good.

2018-07-14 23:51:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

: πŸ…± was lit.

2018-07-14 23:53:16 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

"Don't ever @ me or my wife's son again, blocked!" - homoghost
What did he mean by this?

2018-07-14 23:54:41 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>3 scientists
>2 mechanics
>4 assistants
>not a single cargoman or staff role

2018-07-15 01:07:43 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

How do I wake up after using 'Sleep'?

2018-07-15 01:09:26 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-15 01:12:09 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>5 seconds after starting some guy teleports into your office and murders you
>not even an antag

2018-07-15 01:59:48 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>RATING: Ambassadors of Discovery

2018-07-15 02:02:23 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I ran into a lot murders and wacky beatups after I started roaming the station. Also fuck you Cargo is not your local pizza place, stop by the kitchen or eat a donkpocket you fuck.

2018-07-15 02:03:30 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Does that gateway even work? Like can it be activated from our side?

2018-07-15 02:25:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>Dead Crewmen: 0 (-0 Points)
>Destroyed Silicons: 0 (-0 Points)
>AIs Destroyed: 0 (-0 Points)
Das it mayn πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

2018-07-15 02:27:16 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Was pretty cool.

2018-07-15 02:28:51 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Been playing for 12h straight gotta get some food.

2018-07-15 02:29:21 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

It was good.

2018-07-15 02:34:01 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Whatever goes, but I suppose that explains the <:grayshit:256609317434687489>

2018-07-15 03:48:21 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>spawn 3 arcane tomes
>scroll through cult guide
>go on space adventure
>die in spess

2018-07-15 03:52:12 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I was, yeah.

2018-07-15 03:53:31 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I was following that rod of unstoppable wrecking and it caught some atmos guy in its path. Straight up destroyed.

2018-07-15 03:54:29 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I didn't mean to fuck up as a traitor, just thought I'd take the pod for a ride and avoid exposing the cult, then things went to shit.

2018-07-15 03:56:47 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

The attempt was respectable though.

2018-07-15 05:41:49 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

🎷 🎷

2018-07-15 05:42:02 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

What a wild ride.

2018-07-15 05:46:08 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I had some JoJo songs but they were all shitty.

2018-07-15 05:46:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Yeah that was pretty terrifying tbh.

2018-07-15 05:47:05 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Shit just busted through the wall.

2018-07-15 05:47:12 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-15 05:47:44 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Oh yeah my bad. Didn't notice until you had already passed me.

2018-07-15 05:48:39 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

<:mime:245899994714865664> [Mimes 'DELET THIS']

2018-07-15 06:48:47 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Nothing on that list lets you spam-teleport across the station in smoke clouds as people chase you in vain.

2018-07-15 06:49:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Blink only gives you concealment though, doesn't allow shunts which effectively teleport you.

2018-07-15 15:00:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Set volume doesn't seem to do anything for me, also jukeboxes are silent.

2018-07-15 15:02:22 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I can probably fix that but most things I clicked once or twice without any noticable effect and then ignored it tbh.

If ya'll niggas are playing Robuttocist and don't crank out three syringeguns, two medbots and two jannybots in the first 5 min get your shit straight. You know it gets real all too quick and medbay can't be relied on to care for the critical guy dying in the lobby. <:Welder:245899994291240961>πŸ€–

2018-07-15 15:52:15 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

α΄Έα΅’Κ· α΅–α΅’α΅– ᡇᡉ˒ᡗ α΅–α΅’α΅–

2018-07-15 18:36:34 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>RATING: Ambassadors of Discovery

2018-07-15 18:37:28 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Wizard was a kind man, just needed a wheelchair.

2018-07-15 18:39:16 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

It was a really fun round anyway, spookstation was lit.

2018-07-15 18:43:15 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>explore space
>enter abandoned station
>spooky skeletons everywhere

2018-07-15 18:43:47 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Came to the wrong neighbourhood anyhow, that's for sure.

2018-07-15 20:04:46 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

So there was no reason to murderbone the entire medbay then at all.

2018-07-15 20:06:08 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Wish I got to play more but I suppose it was interesting to watch.

2018-07-15 20:07:52 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I was prepared for exploding into a million peices btw but when he set me on fire with that shit I practically walked it off.

2018-07-15 20:16:22 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Jesus, the size of Metastation.

2018-07-15 22:18:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I only noticed now, but honestly we've been cranking out borgs and frames like madmen.

2018-07-15 22:19:09 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Late high-pop rounds are crazy.

2018-07-15 22:19:16 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Just a constant flow.

2018-07-15 22:20:08 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Trying to follow the guides on one screen, read the fast-paced chat AND be aware of my surroundings while actually building shit is too much for me.

2018-07-15 22:28:08 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Nah I've got it all down to rote for the most part, mostly check guides just in case but I've yet to build a mech or somesuch.

2018-07-15 22:28:16 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Getting to build TWO EDs though, OOF.

2018-07-15 22:30:38 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

There's R&D stuff in general I have no clue about, like why syringe guns should get made at the start and all the actual research shit that requires materials, and the telesci stuff which I can't get to work properly but robotics is ez pz, at least when you don't have to juggle supplies and permission from here and there and you've got people waiting for you to finish your shit.

2018-07-15 22:35:18 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>tfw someone comes into robotics with a brain as I'm bailing for the the shuttle but I've been carrying a full cyborg body and an MMI on me the entire game

2018-07-15 22:38:17 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

R&D really is Medbay's best friend.

2018-07-15 23:18:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>highly suspect clown shows up at my lab
>stall him until sec shows up by asking what he wants repeatedly
>gets decapitated

>highly suspect guy pops up with a supermatter shard outside my lab
>falls over and spills his sphagetti and wizard scroll of teleportation
>drop the wizbrain and grab the scroll to space it
>tfw i space myself in the process <:grayshit:256609317434687489>

2018-07-16 01:23:00 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>make two grenades with maximum water for that grey guy
>not on the main shuttle

2018-07-16 01:23:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Bonus round:
>prepare signal device to put on C4
>accidentally put the C4 on the signal device
>tfw 'Bomb has been planted. Timer counting down from 10.' <:grayshit:256609317434687489>

2018-07-16 01:25:38 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I spent like 12 crystals on that fucking injected bomb to wreck that Janitor, but I figured I'd stalk him first. Lost him some time in the chaos and next thing I knew he couldn't be spotted by my PDA pinpointer nor reached by a message. I've no idea what happened to the guy.

2018-07-16 01:29:02 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I thought the blob was a falsehood.

2018-07-16 01:30:11 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

That was pretty sad.

2018-07-16 01:34:44 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I don't think I'd ever bomb medbay.

2018-07-16 04:15:45 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>Objective #1: Absorb 2 compatible genomes. **Fail.**
>Objective #2: Assassinate Kiel Massel, the Mechanic. **Fail.**
>Objective #3: Steal a telescopic baton. **Fail.**
>Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. **Success!**

2018-07-16 04:18:47 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I was like 10 spamclicks into a pizza before I noticed it was roachpizza. 😦

2018-07-16 04:21:40 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Is that all just random?

2018-07-16 04:23:37 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

There were some roachpit by the bar yesterday or the day before that was so fucking irradiated by those huge things I died of cancer from playing the piano for a while.

2018-07-16 04:24:23 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Yeah sorry it was tons of rads. I just dropped dead.

2018-07-16 04:35:24 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

AI really have the dumbest fucking laws. There's really no way they could case more harm than having to obay the commands of any humans without restriction.

2018-07-16 04:38:01 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

How come none spawn in as sec or staff? Most other jobs become entirely redundant once antags are allowed to wreck the entire station unchecked.

2018-07-16 04:58:37 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>relying on cargo

2018-07-16 05:00:56 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I've never seen Cargo jobs done in an orderly and timely fashion.

2018-07-16 05:02:47 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

That's what Sec is for.

2018-07-16 05:15:42 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>discussion over the radio about the USA, norse mythology and Bernie Sanders in SS13
Butthurt tbh.

2018-07-16 05:58:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I just kept crashing at the end. Did the antags complete their objectives?

2018-07-16 05:59:52 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>build med/jani bots
>no sec so no ED
>build mech
>call shuttle
Maybe next round will be fun.

2018-07-16 06:02:21 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I have one on medium and three on low, so if I want to play something special that round I can just switch one to high.

2018-07-16 06:02:54 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Shitter safari is fun.

2018-07-16 06:03:18 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

If you're one of those guys you see bashing their heads in at a desk 5-min in then RIP.

2018-07-16 08:06:01 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

It's both.

2018-07-16 08:07:20 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

What happened to the two security bots I emagged?

2018-07-16 08:07:26 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I didn't carry any weapons.

2018-07-16 08:07:55 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I'm unrobust as fuck.

2018-07-16 08:08:11 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Yeah I didn't know what to get to be honest.

2018-07-16 08:08:32 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Toolboxes and makeshift stuff is more on my level.

2018-07-16 08:09:00 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Oh geez. At least it's not my power sink troubles.

2018-07-16 08:10:18 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>spawn in powersink at dorms
>realize I can't hide it
>try and plant it
>no powerlines
>pull it across the hall to the showers
>no powerlines
>have to hack maint access and pull it through
>hear doors opening and closing in the distance

2018-07-16 08:12:20 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I never got to see the explosion because I was bailing as hard as I possibly could after planting. Does that thing actually do a lot?

2018-07-16 08:12:54 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Damn. Did that friendly engineer guy make it?

2018-07-16 08:15:48 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Anyway sorry about that round, I try not to just murder but I struggle with doing much else. Mechanic would probably be a bit better for maint access and all, since I don't really know how to operate any kind of R&D stuff except building robots.

2018-07-16 08:19:26 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>see this
>pick Shaft Miner <:honk:259432912540139520>

2018-07-16 10:19:14 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

How do you even dye things?

2018-07-16 10:53:09 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>borg runs in doing borg shit
>timeout called
>get shot by taser
>get beat in the head while down
>timeout called again and told to retreat to corners
>keep getting smacked as I'm standing still in my corner
>no calls made
Why god.

2018-07-16 10:53:22 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

If I knew we were gonna cheapshot I would have kept my backpack to put spare swords into and quickdrawn my tactical knife inbetween swings or something. Fug.

2018-07-16 22:25:46 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Thanks kammerjunk.

2018-07-16 22:31:03 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Do the high-capacity oxygen tanks even do anything special? It seems both the blue and the orange ones or whatever fill up the same to some pressure just above a thousand.

2018-07-16 22:31:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Back to wiki I guess.

2018-07-16 22:42:37 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>get flashed 30 seconds into the game
>have to check the guide

2018-07-16 22:43:50 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

AI OPEN CAPTAINS OFFICE <:grayshit:256609317434687489>

2018-07-16 22:47:38 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Seems Revguide is pretty much just
-Flash people
-Check for shades
-Kill Comdom

2018-07-16 22:49:49 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Thank you Discord <:malfAI:245899994610008074>

2018-07-16 23:07:09 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  


2018-07-17 00:16:17 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>**[Common] (Assistant)** says, "H-Help-p I am-m b-bein-ng-g arr-r-r-rested"
Every time

2018-07-17 00:49:14 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I didn't even know the objective and I gave away my only tome. I needed to complete that cyborg though, silly MMIs and posibrains.

2018-07-17 00:51:51 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>guy joins posibrain at the start of the round
>doesn't respond to anything for the entire round

2018-07-17 00:54:41 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>not always having internals on and maxing out your oxygen after rushing insulated gloves and tools

2018-07-17 02:03:49 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

🏎 βš” 🏎

2018-07-17 02:04:24 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Lube really is the worst.

2018-07-17 02:05:29 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Whoever was dead in that closet, did you get cloned?

2018-07-17 02:05:39 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

The maint one.

2018-07-17 02:08:08 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

OOF, jump lancing would be fucking cool.

2018-07-17 02:09:15 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I never got to see the results, what objectives did the vamp have and were there any other antags?

2018-07-17 02:10:15 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>see guy yell for help as the vampire smacks him in the head with a toolbox
>shoot the guy with my lasertag rifle a couple of times and radio it in after he's dragged away

2018-07-17 02:10:58 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Fuck those tomatoes btw.

2018-07-17 02:11:12 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

πŸ… πŸ”«

2018-07-17 02:11:56 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

There were like 12 people waiting for cloning because of jousting at one point.

2018-07-17 02:12:00 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

But it was worth it.

2018-07-17 02:12:53 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

RIP those who didn't make it., and the guy who got put in the morgue

2018-07-17 03:47:42 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I'd like to know more about building advanced machines and makeshift shit.

2018-07-17 04:02:54 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

>tfw it WAS me who emaged the bot

2018-07-17 04:03:36 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I have no idea.

2018-07-17 04:04:05 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

At least with the standard laws I could make you assist me.

2018-07-17 04:04:11 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I thought it was kinda funny.

2018-07-17 04:05:04 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

Btw I was a good boi until mid-round I was reassigned to traitor.

2018-07-17 04:05:25 UTC [Everything Is Space #ick]  

I was seconds away from dying because of the bees.

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