I'll get violent if I'm scared enough

I'm definitely more flight than fight though

College is worthless

Go to community college

You're unemployed because you aren't out there beating the pavement handing out resumes all day

Boomers still make the hires

Go shake some hands

No I actually wasn't that's just how I got my previous jobs

I'm great at interviewing

The first job I got was when I mailed in my resume after filling in the online application

I knew no one was going to look at my online shit

I was like 16 and I don't think I would have been hired for it otherwise

I wasn't trying to be a meme but I was coached by my mom from age 12 on how to get hired because she wanted me to move out

So it was forced on me

When I turned 16 I was given a shitty 93 Honda Accord and told by my mom to "make it worth her investment"

My parents are actually unloving cold shitty business-minded pit vipers

I have some trauma to work through and I'd like to thank you all for coming to my group therapy tonight

My mom is a shit head

My mom told me I would be homeless if I came home pregnant

People who jerk off to anime aren't working 40 hour weeks usually

Their kids won't be proud of much

I work for a company that won't hire me full-time after 2.5 years of showing up to every shift, because they don't want to give me benefits. They have me work 39 hours a week. So increase the work week, I doubt it'll matter to anyone who works in production.

No one works full-time there, except the bosses.

That's the trend in labor and service jobs.

They'll have to pay us for more hours.

No one wants to do that.

People want to work more when they earn so little.

Having weekends off is something I guess you earn after slaving away at low wages then?

Just two days off at all

Hmmm

I wish I didn't have to work

The Chinese aren't going to outlast us

I thought you said the very poor didn't want to work

I make Nikes so I can wear Nikes hing Hong chong

I think we should stop selling our ideas to China

I also thought it said 13 due to no glasses. Also 15 is still weird for you. Huge social/developmental divide between 15 and 18.

Was it Earl Grey?

Some teas have oils in them. Earl Grey specifically has bergamot oil. If not, who knows?

Oversharing... How awkward. 😅

This the shit I see if I close my eyes after smoking too many cigs

Honestly

Frenzied neurons

Where's the Wall?

No Spotify :(

It upset me

The song is about banana spiders

I used to have that haircut

Or a bit of both

Enjoyable, thanks for the link!

I'm technically a zoomer

Nope

To be fair

We all listened to a lot of Eminem

Why did Bratz dolls have such big feet

Where does millilsnnual end

I was born in 97 and some people say I'm a zoomer but I'm just a retard

Yeah I know but if I'm a zoomer I'm the better of you

I'm a baby zoomer

Zaby zoomer

Boomer zoomer

I'm your grandma and your sister.

Lil niggas teef don't fit in his mouf

Pogolodyte

Everyone is insane and I'm being left behind

🌰

Here's a nut.

I shat it for you.

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Oh alright

I don't either

It has no meaning

🌰

Joaquin Phoenix looks like the dad from Modern Family but smarter and more tired.

https://media.tenor.com/images/0e78e7b28deee7f62f90f1f57fefe520/tenor.gif

Wow nice

If it was that easy to get him to leave...

Oh today is the 5th

Ohhhh

I'm microwaving almonds at work

I wonder if they'll explode

Don't tell me when to talk.

Not you.

They were uhhhh

Pretty crispy!

I think being gay is on my ranking as being better than being cucked, but frankly they're pretty equal.

I'm saying that if I had to choose between cuck and homo I would have to kill myself but if I couldn't do that either I would pick gay

You like talking to us?

I was looking forward to eating mabo nasu for lunch but I just checked and I forgot my lunch at home

Stir fried eggplant

Oh my god i thought I was in hq

Isfj

As expected

Hahaha

I needed that this morning.