Cable news is shit all around

He cracks jokes but the overall message is there, and true, he's a trust fund baby @saturn broker

Hope so

@Fawx it's not like people have sex because it's cool

Yeah no one does it because it's cool

Please tell me what tricks, you know so I can keep an eye out

What else

I need to know so I can keep an eye out, knowing what to look for

But I must know when a girl is thirsting for sin, so I can prepare the hazmat suit

Damn you being freal? @Zpgafdoom

@Zpgafdoom condoms and birth control pills mate

What about anal @Zpgafdoom @Fawx

But not a sin, or irresponsible

Lube and condoms

Ok but everything for fun is a meaningless dopamine rush with no net benefit

You have a higher chance of getting into an accident than getting an STD with a condom, so are you saying we shouldn't ride in cars either?

Also sex has shown to improve the heart and reduce risks of certain cancers

I can't ensure the qualifications of other drivers on the road

Ok but those are temporary, and cancer can actually kill you

Ok but even still there's no long term harm

Have more sex then

Take xanax

@Zpgafdoom sex depression

She says it causes depression, I say take xanax for the depression

Feeling good

@Fawx whyre you so scared of sex

But that has the same side effects as premarital sex

Because you don't want 30 kids

Who says premarital sex isn't cool

Me and the boys have premarital sex parties where we all to have premarital sex

@Zpgafdoom cool but condoms

Me and my boys don't have STDs so I'm safe @Fawx

We make them take tests before every premarital sex party

If they have STDs they're barred from entry

We independently call the doctor that tested them and affirm its validity

It's not bribery we have authorization

Plus if we can't get it we take a piss sample and send it in independently so they can't fake the results

We're trying to transition into doing that for everybody

This way they can't fake it, and they don't know who the doctor is so they can't bribe them

It's pretty foolproof @Fawx

We can send you an invite if you want

But you're going to have to leave the fursuit at home, we're a skin-only squad

But it's safe wtf

wbu @Zpgafdoom

A bunch of pastors show up to our premarital sex parties, so I think we're clear in the eyes of God

@DarkErminia

We don't take pictures, ever

We can send you to an invite to one of our guaranteed STD-free premarital sex parties

Wdym what the fuck

The pastors that partake don't think it's a sin

So I think we're good in the eyes of god

@Zpgafdoom

Well Jesus died so we could be forgiven for our sins

^

That's what the pastors say, anyway

@Zpgafdoom c'mon we won't tell god anyway it's fine

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

Am I right @you look like death

Work extra hard and do more good deeds after

@Zpgafdoom have good character then, be polite during the party

Ok do anal then

The Bible says nothing about anal

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@Zpgafdoom how do you feel about Democrats

Ok but how do you feel about them

Love? @Zpgafdoom

But do you love them

Good, there's plenty of them at the parties @Fawx @Zpgafdoom

@Fawx plenty of republicans too

@PSychoKunt you pay the church

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Nationalism and nationalization are completely different

@saturn broker China is fascist

As a leftist I agree

Ok racist

Ok but insulting their people is opinion, not fact @Phenomen

You eat cow meat

Bruh

Lmao you guys have the brains of children

Yeah, says the leftist

@saturn broker thoughts on these racists?

You can not support the action while supporting the people

Whatever happened to love thy neighbor?

Cool, why are you blaming the victims of authoritarianism?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Are you seriously equating eating meat that Americans don't like to the controlled extermination of 13 million people?

@Fawx cool, that's a valid complaint

@Phenomen is racist though

You don't need to vent to me about the Chinese government, I hate them too

I just don't hate the Chinese people

It's not exotic to them lmao

There's not even any data that shows that eating bats started the outbreak

They're both in a major city?

Like how often do entire dead specimens leave labs?

Unauthorized*

He literally said "their bat eating people aren't any better"

That's racist you fucking moron

Hitler: "The Jews have shown real genius in profiting by politics. This capitalistic people, which was brought into existence by the unscrupulous exploitation of men, has understood how to get the leadership of the Fourth Estate into its own hands; and by acting both on the Right and on the Left it has its apostles in both camps."

You: "oh my god he's not antisemitic look he's even complimenting Jews omg"

Yeah?

He wasn't pointing at a province dipshit

He said the Chinese people weren't any better than the Chinese government