metaphorically speaking

unless you do want to kill some birds

yes or no

which part

I’m proposing we shower together to save on hot water (:

((:

nonsense, just think of me as your daddy or something

that’s not lewd at all! you’ve never showered with your dad?

next you’ll tell me you never went through penis inspection

@Eris this fool hasn’t had a penis inspection day

it’s alright, maggie

you sound innocent enough so I’ll show you the ropes

prove it

):<

I’m just looking for a spooning partner

nothing more

spooning is NOT lewd

stop spreading prude propaganda

that’s me cuddling u

just kidding

that’s me trying to take your life

you slut

who’s your boyfriend

it’s me

I’m him

it’s alright, you’ve got dementia

just try to remember

I’m going to gaslight you

oh god it’s this person

nvm

someone else

I had this tranny commie add me and I thought it was the same person under a different nick

the left can’t dom > the left can’t meme

she took the kids

actually

they took the kids

damn

thought you were cute up until now mag

jojoposting is strictly forbidden

fuck you and your dumb show

):<

can’t escape from this

it’s too entrenched in my interests and circles

I’ve tried escaping it

from which server is Skyler from?

thanks

when do you get off work, Bear

me

I’m the best in the world at it

no bussy for 8 hours

😔

are you sleeping mag

):<

no more jojo

oh look

they’re here

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):<

I was just referencing it cause we both know what it is

don’t need to post it to bring back the visuals

you know what it is

eris why did you sell out

pleading to the kikes

“I love israel”

that’s defeatism

without me

how utterly rude

I’m going to whip you for this

<:whip:588069401329139736>

your back or ass

I’ll let you choose

I’m not horny at all, I’m going to trash you some discipline

look, I’m 20, on vacation, and haven’t beaten it in 4 days

I’m going to whip my frustration into you

I sure as fuck am

where are u from

@mag

lol

I get irrationally annoyed by the “but x” titles

Just seems like they’re worded by pre-teens

I may or may not be able to make you hotter

depending on if you like the taste of molten lava

or cum

I thought you were a big f word

fag

yeah, so why don’t you like cum

😔

you’re just hiding it you cumslut

alright

here we go

I’m gonna stop

aaaaand

done

you’re welcome

rate these gay shoes

.magik

do u want cum or not

make your damn mind up