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no

I can't consent to that

NO

MEANS

NO

STOP

We only shoot kiwis

November India Golf Golf Echo Romeo

@Deleted User how do i do it ive neer don this before pls dont hate me

like how wide 1cm is not too big for u right?

ur circumference

I need a mathematical model

💩

mmm yes sucking air feels so good bby

@uhm what do u want cunt

that would be $99.99 + tip

I once found a poop in a urinal

I'm learning chinese

你个

can u introduce me

I want chinese gf

who will win in a fight: Michael Cera or Tom Holland

G'day gunts ;---=

A dugong is pretty high maintenance

Gook :---D

I havent been to the beach in year

Boys stuff their cunts with sand?

Wouldn't it hurt

Like semen cement

Cool

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Ronaldo and Sergio's son

again

there's like a cult of serial killers in the outback

some of them not human

in the bush

anywhere that isn't sydney, perf, adelaide (debatable), melbourne and brisbane

https://www.9news.com.au/national/outback-killer-pande-veleski-thought-he-would-save-the-world-by-murdering-someone/eaf937b1-4b75-4291-8b03-368ab1798cbe

u can become a pagan god

or a mexican god

hate it m8

I"m not a real strayan

I just had the worst nightmare in years

no bumfucking at least

sort of skynet

killer AI taking over my life

m8 u haven't watched Terminattor?

wtf

zoomers I swear

alright

well basically there was a scene where i was in a bathroom

and pingpong balls started coming out of the vent

then there was foam

and I was fucking terrified of turning on the tap

then i woke up within a dream into another dream on mybed

my sweet baby pc had a malware

the evil AI was talking shit and threatening me

omg

The foam was the supplement I drank this morning wtf

it was very orange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMS0zBPYRBU

你好

WTF WINDOWS NO

DONT FUCKING CREATE ALBUMS OF MY PHOTOS

fastest commercial internet is 100mbps

mindboggling

$90aubucks / 54 yurobucks for 100mbps how's that

we're getting jewed hard breh

wtf

might as well use mobile networks at this point

dial up

shitting on ur exbf = uplifting

I like boomer pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

get cultured zoomers

there is exactly zero black men in it so no it's boomer

don't u have to go through compulsory oil wrassling classes?

driving manual makes u better at masturbation

u get the good vibrations

me while driving

mfw

what is this unholy ritual?

that's a bigpipe

goodnight dont have daymares

Skynet

What part of Galar are you from lads? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qq-r337Px4

good morning nogs

t!weather melbourne

JUST

have u seen spiderman?

>bong bc

did the kid die or get autism

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🦍 mfw ugly on the inside

robbo

that hairline