I want to dress up as botw link and have someone fuck me in the throat until I pass out

Link is hotter than Zelda in botw

Saying that as a straight guy

“Straight” who am I kidding anymore

Not funny or epic

Someone fuck me

Amimomoshi im make

Male*

We speak a civilized language here sir

I fucked a girl today and it felt meh

Amimo felt kind of numb down there

Amimo what?

Depressed people don’t feel shit

I know

Stuff feels muted and bland

Mmm yes masturbation is like dopamine shots

Amimo just use my mouth please

Pussy

Told me what

You’re shit at what

Damn, you’re missing out

Yeahhhh you are

Sex is an essential part of the human experience

Well you do you

Heartbreak is part of the human experience too

Suffering is life and life is suffering. You can’t have one without the other

They’re an edgy lil bitch is what they are

Ban hammer

ぬ

🧐ㅉㅉㅈ

No anime

<:itsjoke:262791658985357315>

<:feelsdeadman:277128043032477707>

Hi again

My balls hurt rn

whats going on

just got here

females detected

gamer mode acivated

:chikashake:

😦

<:killme:584156915656032267>

imagine being a human and not having sexual desire

imagine being that much of a fucking failure of a human being that you arent even motivated to pass on your genes

its just banter, sweetheart

give me your asexual babies senpai

my womb is all yours

i've said this before, but i want to dress up as link and have someone fuck my throat until i pass out

i'm disgusting

i love it

dotn get me wrong

i have an asian gf

sex is underwhelming

my dick feels numb

i'm a futa @𝓤𝓷𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷

liar about what

of gf?

i dont feel the need to justify myself anyway

hanime is the future

yes, that's what i said

^

can someone be my fucktoy

cate

<:killme:584156915656032267>

i thought youre asexual

@Williams ban

mmmmmmm i love cum

recently fallen from grace actually

wdym sorry?

fallen from grace meant lost virginity lol

marvin hi

can i have a fist bump marvin

🤜

yes

@Zombie fuck me

i can be whatever you want me to be

how can i get active fapper role

I miss my ex girlfriend

I wholeheartedly loved her

She didn’t die lol but it feels like she died and was replaced by an imposter

Sex doesn’t feel good

I make my new gf scream but it doesn’t feel right :/

lol

kitty kek

i like traps

lul