I will gladly have a philosophical conversation with you over a nice game of shootem up, whether you are ok with this idea or not. Stop talking? How.
With a brain this saturated in the fats of life, I'm not sure how you could expect me to just hush up and "play the game". Sorry ~bro~. I guess maybe I'm a conduit of truth and stuff. Woah, it's pretty much like, in a weird way, I've like *ascended*. Idk that sounds a little too lofty for me. Maybe I'm just baked, salty and crisp. Idk. #shrug Idk. Lol.
(Note: That paragraph you just read was a psy-op. I will not engage in any meaningful conversing. Only small animal noises & mebs like a cookie recipe read over and over. I enjoy reading the backs of spring water bottles and making up smart words. No I didn't go to college. Are you insane? Do you actually think they'd let me in? A student to supplant the professor? You think that's how this culture of confusion operates? Ok, let me ask you this: If I was really smart enough to go to college, then wouldn't I already be smart enough to not need college? Yeah, I bet you never thought of that one. That's ok, I thought of it. Oh, and I just shot you in the head. Literally. Figuratively. Both. Idk I think I have depression. Probably should do something about that.)
