do you ever season your pasta with the salt from your foreskin

ask chad <:hearts:553342221857062912>

oh <:sadder:553333597042638869>

omg lol

sasha velour

https://tenor.com/L3HU.gif

#FakeMelania is trending and I’m laughing so much ajdjansjsns who tf is this

tea

going to watch captain marvel <a:saddest:553336894495260673> heard it's bad tho

the marvel, latest one out

not sure

that one looks weird, i always associated dc comics to be dark

but from what i've seen that looks just the opposite of that

(i don't know much about comics)

omg

who's saying to drink piss?

we need to sacrifice jim to the sun gods

<:barf:553335886864056340>

i remember i had this substitute teacher who tried telling us that urine was good to drink because it was filtered

I KNOW

i wish i was near a well

my bestfriend hooked with a guy that peed on her bed and he tried blaming it on her adasdasdasd

where is that pepper

you spelled that with so much confidence

i bet your air slaps

well that's interesting since i'm in a cannabis club server

<a:shrug:534472642095349762>

goodbye @Zeldarraria

netayahu looked so good when he was young

A DADDY <:lovey:553333500070199316> <:drunk:553334155694571541> <:hearts:553342221857062912>

wanna shabbat and chill?

fetus

how my dog looks at the peanut butter on my punani before he eats me out

yaaasssss

DIY princess <:nails:553334837982003229><:heartpink:553341782876880906><:lovey:553333500070199316>

my childhood priest when i grew my first pube <a:saddest:553336894495260673>
https://tenor.com/UZhp.gif

yassss she's serving

ew

can you do me roflcopters

i wanna see

tea

how is instagram still down

what is even going on

https://apnews.com/efaf49f9d39f4ee3a83a2e4b443af735

cutie

do you have autism

post it <:sparkles:553331847074152479>

𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓶 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 <:cloud:553340744149106688><:crescent:553332494288683009><:sparkles:553331847074152479>

can you describe that dimension

i think you're thinking of a walk to remember

that was a good one <:sad:553333299465158687>

fake gas chamber tehe

art imitates life

ugh this shooting is absolutely going to lead to something bigger

is that lara lmao

she's hilarious, i love her

yeah lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMKFz-caK-4

ASYUDDYDDDDDDDD LOVE THIS BAD BITCHHHHHHHHH

gabby says she loves the parmesan under my foreskin

wig

gabby wishes her coochie was as tight as mines

oop

the tea has been spilled

<a:teapour:553241540504322049>

IN UR DREAMS

my pooch is tight

HOURGLASS BODY

U GIRLS COULD NEVERRRRRRRR

gabby doesnt have the tight coochie energy that she thinks she has

gabby wants to be me so bad lol

GABBY HAS A DICK, LOCK HER UP IMMEDIATELY!!!