ALL HAIL UNIQUE MIRACLE MACIAS NGUEMA!

BTFOER OF CRASHED SOVIET PLANES AND A MAN WHO MADE THE LARGEST DEATH CAMP IN THE WORLD

When de Soviets crashed a plane into a mountain near Malabo, Unique Miracle Francisco Macias Nguema saw right through their evil witch doctor plans to kill the mountain, and protected it using magic by killing 20 ministers. Then, he played the Soviets by refusing to give them the bodies of those on board unless de Soviets payed him 5 million USD in damages to the poor mountain

This is what happened when I fucked around with circuits

Everybody, listen, I have come with the word of the Unique Miracle

The Unique Miracle Francisco Macias Nguema looks down upon your decadence against his disciple’s wife

Now, you shall be cursed

Ma kwan, ma wok flacci, ooga, booga, ma wok ki Fang, ma wok Fang

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Don’t call your tastes esoteric unless you got one of these

*laughs in losing control of fuel mixture mid-flight*

I present the real life X-wing

Ping me again and I swear I will post airplanes in magnitudes thought impossible by modern science