please dont tell me there are porn bots on discord now too

@Hellhound6 start believing

FrEaKy CaM sHoWs

i HATE women they always SEEM LIKE they don't LISTEN to ONE WORD you SAY

me too honestly

did you

did you fucking tell me shit about my moostache

i'll have you know my mustoaheee has 354 confirmed kills and graduated as the best of its main battle infantry vehicle class in the navy corps

it's picsart

for android. android system best ystem

wanna see some dumb shit

so

basically you win anyway because death dont exist

hey what if we occupy a castle during the boog

rpg's and panzerfaust won't do shit to 1.5m of solid medieval rock

did you fuck her?

i fucking hate rust

whats up fellow negros we out here fuckin all geared up hope yall fucking aswell

even ME

?

the refusal of spending every other week on working and sleeping. every 2nd week i have late-shift working from 1-11pm, go to sleep at around midnight and wake up at 8 or 9 depending on how fucked the previous day was

i spend two hours on myself (e.g. relaxing, playing with my dog) before i prepare (e.g. stretching, quick-workout, dreaming of the boog, planning for the boog because this job is nothing but a means of acquiring igloo life insurance equipment, eating)


honestly i love my workplace the people except a very few are good people but this system is nothing but a more comfortable version of slavery and i won'T be a part of it

for too long*

https://youtu.be/R5lOpUmRUs8?t=54

absolute chad (timed link)

"*...i just wanted my package, ma'am*"

@Foxhound sure

E C O

are you australian

stop sleeping the guy was hired by the hotel manager to check how secure the windows are but the windows were not secure at all and instead of taking the shame and admitting that their windows are shit he just told him to go ham on the folks and call it a mass shooting

the truth is right there we just need to read between the lines

no

stop dicking with us and flip your keyboard back around

@One Shot Paddy what edit?

bet he didn't have this sabre-like piece of shit this guy used

https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/attacke-in-stuttgart-d-mann-36-brutal-getoetet-hier-kam-es-zum-schwert-drama-id15446255.html

btw this happened recently, like 60 kilometers from where i live. god bless diversity

nut oil

if i feel like it

no but fr my beard oil is vegan

why the fuck does vegan beard oil even exist

"hello my name is trayvor and my beard is vegan i also am vegan

*"

thats the one i use. i dont know shit about beard oils, just grabbed the one that looked interesting. smells great too

bruh moment

cosmoline lotion

need that shit asap

elhamdullillah we shall cleanse the world of degeneracy brorthers

i just bought 10€ worth of playstore games, if this doesn't proove germany that i'm a good citizen idfk what will

i just cracked the code of all those climate activists, idk i might be lagging behind but at least i caught up

shits gonna lead to the boog, with fuckload of eco fascists doing guerilla warfare against large companies

all their activism is going to piss off regular people

"BAN CARS BAN PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION BAN IMPORT/EXPORT ALL POLLUTING"

people are gonna lose their jobs left and right, wont be able to support families

some german dude lit up a synagogue and kebab shop yesterday (9.10.19) with molotovs, shitty ied's, makeshift shotgun and a full auto smg

the shotgun is a fucking joke

police was about 30 meters in front of him at time of the screenshot, they fired 4 or 5 rounds at him and he just drove the fuck off

helmet cam link
https://deathaddict.co/videos/3962/halle-germany-shooting-cam/?fbclid=IwAR141KxOGi76ONTgLSvhTn0UgPaIvxkjmeWal6Hx1NCvX0to69Y9dwhK0aU

@AKAlexei germany

it fucking is awful

this faggot spilled half his ammo on the ground because of how fucking incompetent he is

at the kebab shop he spent a good 5 minutes trying to fix his shitty smg while the owner cried "please no please no please no"

@INNYGMATYK tarrant vibes

he had an idea of entry but it was locked and his shitty ied's couldnt blast the hinges

he just yeeted some molotovs over the wall and said fuck it

the police was honestly the worst part

after they blocked the road 30 meters ahead of him they fired 4 or 5 shots and let him gon on his merry way

in murica he'd be a cheese grater in 5 seconds

i was gonna join the marksman club of the company i work for but i guess that won't be happen now

dude

you won't believe this

but after he set off the first firecracker at the main gate, some old hag complained about him "do you have to do this with me walking by?! Come on!"


he lit her the fuck up

that was the most german thing ever.

that bitch would yell at the devil

btw we got those banners hanging about, "what if nobody comes".

It's from the local voluntary firefighters

and then there's pathetic motherfucker walking around with boomsticks for like an hour

people walking literally past himi

there was one blue car who sped up and one white van who turned around that's fuckin it

dude you reminded me of it

this monday some syrian guy drove a truck of peace into some people in Limburg, Germany
https://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/polizeieinsatz-in-limburg-limburg-amokfahrer-verhielt-sich-aggressiv-und-soll-maedchen-belaestigt-haben_id_11216407.html

welcome to germany 2k19 where we have terror attacks every couple days