chinese cock in the USs butthole

getting the rope = shibari???

Rope bondage

sexy af

but im bad at tying knots -_-

im a boomer

only +2

some of yall seem cool, dont do the whole dying thing

"fuck ur optics im going in!"

like it when the wife dominates me in a sexual setting

whoever is hornier is the boss

The true consumer

man on man is the only thing thats gay

watching guy on girl is gay

i have an idea but I am not sure if I want to get in on this competition

ill just like whatever is closest to what I was thinking of saying

is jp ur twotter?

you can recognize me by sexy raccoon mommy armpits

remember to get yogurt for butt health!

cuz im a retard

im sick to, which is why i mentioned the yogurt, probiotics are healthy

tuna can shaped penis

rapists aint gettin past my chastity belt

my seed shall not be stolen

you wear only jeans

like no underwear???

that would be painful

oh r u a foreskin haver?

cuz mine got taken from me by my evil mother

i actually hate her

Americans started circumcision to prevent masturbation.

they failed

7th Day Adventists and Kellogg

wanking can not be stopped

being intact makes ur dick closer to a pussy cause they when you dock you can slide ur foreskin over another dick

@J.P. i know that I dont know 😞

>microwaving your rice

oh nvm

ive got like 5 different types of rice

i didnt say anything about salt

salt is good

i use pink salt

pink salt is the best salt

u have a maid?

are those expensive?

ill just make my wife dress up like a maid

wish she would make me dress up as made though tbh

become the maid

i bet putting on a maid outfit is like an RPG item and raises cleaning Skill +5

cause maids steal ur watch

Cum to Florida!

shibes are top tier doggos, any Shiba I ever go around is chill

had me some good bacon and cheesey eggs yesterday

im a bit of a food enthusiast

I have never In N Out 😞

^ that is why packs of bacon sat in my fridge for 2 weeks before 1 ended up being made. so much work for just a few strips of crispy stuff.

i saw muslim bacon when I was in the middle east, was too scared to try it

ahhh so its made of the good part

ill give u a rasher

day mode hurts my eyes

it hurts my eyes 😭😭😭

we injecting caffeine into our dicks up in here!

would that be a hypodermic needle into the flesh or a syringe into the uretha of caffeine solution?

woah

😞

b-word
wait which b-word???

mean lookin unicorn looks like its about to spear a MFer with that sharp ass pike

idk why, but I thought this belonged in here for some reason

just decided I am running for president :)

please support me with your hearts, i do not want anything but love and sincere support, and I will support you back. We will end democracy and usher in a new era of QTness

at work, cant nut here

i mean I have before...

I was in the navy, just sayin...

the amount of dicks and man butts I have seen is probably competitive for top place, although my setting is a different setting

later

not sure if cute cow girls belong in lewd or cute channel

nope just some protruding yet covered nipples

ah, a reasonable person

anyone else done this?

you are the meme

if my wife ever did something behind my back well....

id go down a similiar path as JP probably

but looks like it wasnt behind his back, what a mushy pushover

yeah I would never put up with that

i didnt watch the video yet

i would rather beat the shit out of him than fuck his gross ass wife

thats some humiliation shit, cuz we all know he isnt getting anything whatsoever. he might still be getting that nasty puss of hers, but probably not even that

threesomes and such

still different obviously

Me and wife both have lowish sex drives. Mines a bit higher but thats easy to take care of.

Probably getting premature ED lately, im kinda worried

gonna kms

im gonna have to start taking all those funny herbs