g'day

I don't really mind if some people don't like certain kinds of jokes, despite being someone, who thinks that anything can be joked about.

Exactly

thank god most of the people I hang out with dont get too worked up from the jokes I make

I do make some pretty offensive jokes, but I tend to avoid racist jokes or anything like that, if it's someone I know doesn't like that kind of jokes.

oh yes this.

I've been lucky as fuck not to have people like that in the high school I go to.

People have actually been tolerable there. All of them.

Ah yes, when tumblr informs you've been followed by a porn blog, but in actuality, you've been followed by 3.

Never encountered a feminist teacher, but the worst I've probably had was my 9th grade chemistry teacher, who acted like she was teaching pre-school kids.

She would call us all by cute nicknames, even when we told her not to and just in general be really weird about everything.

This one time we were in the middle of a lesson, someone knocked on the door and a girl sitting in the front desk was getting up to open it, when the teacher pretty much dashed from across the class going "NOPE IM THE ONE WHO'S GONNA OPEN IT!"

Later that day, there was another person knocking the door, the girl didn't get up this time and the teacher started to whine about her not opening the door.

So yeah.

That was like... 9th grade. I think I was 15-16 back then

same with the rest of the peeps in the class

high school teachers have been cool tho.

Our history teacher always sarcastically praises our country whenever it's mentioned in a text or something.

Oh yes, I got detention once for arguing with a substitude teacher.

Another substitude teacher I had back in elementary school accidentally broke a radio that was in our class and he immediately started yelling at a random student for no reason, I guess trying to divert attention away from the broken radio.

kill it with fire.

Also thanks for reminding me that Milo exists.

*it

rip science

Pretty sure I heard someone claim that cross dresser is a gender too.

it's so bright that it blinds you

thus making you sjw

What is a man anyway

Ah caps lock, truly the trump card in any argument

guaranteed to make your arguments 100% more valid

I expected a shitton of cussing and offensive jokes.

tasty

I make inside jokes about cup-holders.

MAXIMUM POTATO

Amen.

Should have voted for Deez Nuts

Just woke up, what have I missed?

Rip mexicans

And snow mexicans

*chocolate comrades

So, everyone on tumblr is expecting the world to end now that Trump is the president.

Anyway, I just have to say that sure, Trump's a bit of an arse, yeah. But he's not a shitty president, until he actually pulls some stupid shit off as the president.

innocent, until proven guilty and all that, idk

I don't expect much from him, but who knows.

agreed.

Y'all should have voted for Deez Nuts tho.