I win

:p

how do u know IM not Jesus tho

or

anyone

really

@Sassy Peach i can turn water into Vodka bc wine is for pretentious twats

nice drawing

I liked Charlotte

whoever suggested Charlotte

@Locus no its bc its too cold here xd

Im not from the UK

im from Scotland

there is

a

difference

xd

well we're British

but we can say Scottish

or British

tho if u call a Scot British you'll probably get punched

lol

i can speak welsh

rrrrwyttaratratwwrwy

The way the UK works is basically like states in the USA

Scotland, Wales, N.Ireland and England

Are all separate countries

but under 1 Nation

most people forget that a country and a nation arent the same damn thing

my ancestors werent slave traders

they were sheep farmers

:p

i have actively refrained from talking about Brexit and Independence

too many arguments

and i hate arguing

cus im always at a disadvantage with other people who arent like me and are actually fkn normal

My first gf is Polish

my best friend in highschool

is Polish

I like Polish people

Sassy

its all well and good to say this stuff on the internet where there are no consequences

but yknow, you'd never actually say this to someone from Poland

im not saying anything about other people

bc its not Poles i dislike here

its another

far larger group

that just wont fucking stop

but u try and call them out and ure branded a racist and a nazi

modern politics ftw

no i think Jews are fine

i mean

they look pretty silly

in their hats

I am all for people being able to worship who ever they want

but the moment anyone becomes radicalised

is the moment its gone to far to me

im not talking about jews xd

the group im talking about is far larger

and has become the majority in London apparently

Jews have been hated for centuries

as far as im aware the UK sides with Israel

even tho Judaism is the father of all Abrahamic religions xd

I believe Jesus was a real person

just dont think the events surrounding him were real

i think he was just a very devout priest

who was executed bc at that time Judaism was kinda bad in the Roman Empire bc yknow...they revolted against the Romans

and the Romans in response

massacred them

personally i prefer to walk with my ancestral gods

rather than Jesus

tho i aint a crazy religious nut job

Hes pretending to be a vampire dummies

@Sassy Peach Cats u need to earn their love

unlike dogs

who give it freely

but once its earnt its almost unbreakable

We still have my uncles cat, she still sits where he used to sit when he was still alive

and she tries to get in my room bc my uncle used my room to sleep in for a couple weeks before he passed away

same

@Syenite our mums are alike

dont care enough about the stuff that matters

only really interested in their own stuff

So

what we've discovered here today

is that we're all fucking broken people

with shit families

*claps* well done folks

the Depression club

im in a moment in my life where yea i wanna date some people

but also

im finding it difficult to not think with my dick

so i my aim when talking to girls is to keep them as friends rather than try and get smth

bc i dont trust myself

i just lost my first battle in as the Lizardmen in Total War Warhammer 2

i feel ashamed

just in campaign, tryna see if Dreadsaurian doomstacks are any good

havent got one yet

@TheDegenerateAtlas Welcome to the 20 yrs old club