OwO

seems like a heckin good time

That's good to hear

Sorry, just popped in again. I joined today.

that's what they call me 👌🏻

No Fun Allowed

hey speaking of offensive has anyone watched Guess Who's Back?

howdy 👍🏻

Did somebody say white?

I'm the whitest motherfucker in the room, Ill have y'all know.

Having food is the best feeling in the world

Sex, being high, none of that can amount to the joy felt when you get a nice ol plate of food.

You wanna wife a lady? Buy her food. Feed that lady.

Often times, when I need a pick me up, I'll eat.

Because eating. Eating is my safe haven.

Pussy™

that Good Puss™™™™™™

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

yes sir, im sorry i spoke such slander, im such a terrorist

a thrilling tale

https://youtu.be/j_YCl4IR-vQ

Guillotines designed to cut off penises

POOR MOLTEN GLASS INTO THE DICKHOLE

Fun Fact I played Darude Sandstorm on recorder for a child and she was hypnotized by my abilities

My boyfriends little cousin

She is a legend

OOMPA LOOMPA DIPPITY DIMINAL EVERY MEXICAN IS A CRIMINAL

OOMPA LOOMPA BIPPY BOUNTRY OVER THE WALL AND BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY

fun fact my voice comes off as masculine so someone thought i was a dude, when i told him i was a girl he thought i was saying i was trans

ok good night kids im heckin tired