hi

i really couldn't care less

[point's at @vegeta] He's back bitches

[point's at @vegeta] Damn straight he is!

[point's at @vegeta] He's bored

He is extremely bored

OKAY

[stabs someone in the leg]

[stabs you in the leg]

By getting stabbed by me

.....by getting stabbed by me

Molten iphones

[looks at nothing] Hi!

Why did you drink so much???

AND HOW THE FUCK IS THAT HOT!?!?

WHY!?!?

[cuts off your arm]

IS THAT SOMEHOW HOT!?!?!?

BOI WHAT THE FUCK

Do i have permission to blow up earth?

TOO FUCKING LATE, BUDDY

Yes

Who here likes megaman games?

YAY

I BEAT MOST OF THE GAMES WHEN I WAS 5

The x series is my JAM

Fuck heat man

I want to play x8 so much

but the pc version doesn't work with windows 7

What's that?

2004

yeah

around 2009

i was 5

I can't get a ps2 emulator

i tried and it didn't work

tried that

didn't work

tried

didn't work

is it an online emulator?

oh

i just got x6 pc

half of the levels suck

XD

x7 sucks ASS

1v1 me Megaman 2

no

YAAAAA

~~I WILL END YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE~~

I know

i played it a few times

SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE: PLANET SR388

EVACUATE IMEDIATELY

LEAVE ALL VEGETA BEHIND

***LEAVE ALL VEGETA BEHIND***

***EVACUATE IMEDIATELY***

***PLANET'S CORE IS OVER HEATING***

***EVAUATE IMEDIATELY***!!!!

Do i have permission to actually kill all of you?

YAAAAAAY

YOU CAN ALL FUCKING DIE NOW

***PLANET SELF DESTRUCT***

__God is bored with us__

***UNIVERSE BEING DESTROYED***

The car is litteraly hot

Burn it

Hello

Welcome to hell

Yes

K̛̋͏̱̖̫̻͟i̷̛͕̙̘ͧ͋̀͗ͩͣ̐l̸̡͕͙͕͕̯̠̥̗ͨ͟l̢͈̘̏̓̽ͭͤ͆̎ͧ̓́ ̤̤͓̄͜͠ȁ̷̻̙̜͖̲̝͔̥͍ͮ̿̍̒͑̀l͚̼̠̔ͩ̑ͩ͆l̼͙̺͙͓̮̱̃͂ͨ̕ ̸͙̫͚̩͒̈̾ͮ́͒͆́̿̀͡h̵̬̜̳̙̹͎̗ͦ͒́͜ͅȕ̶̱͍̓̅̇̅͌ͫ͞m̡̳̩͚̖̗͖̖̦ͦͥͨ̓͆͐͌͗́̚a̅̇ͯ̓̄͂ͣ͑҉̪̰͞ṋ̴͎̲͑̒͞s̶̰̝͔͂ͪ̀̈ͦ̐͗̿̀͝!̵͈̪̳̝̼̍͊!̞͉̥̥̳̳̇̽ͮͣ̀ͅ

K̛̋͏̱̖̫̻͟i̷̛͕̙̘ͧ͋̀͗ͩͣ̐l̸̡͕͙͕͕̯̠̥̗ͨ͟l̢͈̘̏̓̽ͭͤ͆̎ͧ̓́ ̤̤͓̄͜͠ȁ̷̻̙̜͖̲̝͔̥͍ͮ̿̍̒͑̀l͚̼̠̔ͩ̑ͩ͆l̼͙̺͙͓̮̱̃͂ͨ̕ ̸͙̫͚̩͒̈̾ͮ́͒͆́̿̀͡h̵̬̜̳̙̹͎̗ͦ͒́͜ͅȕ̶̱͍̓̅̇̅͌ͫ͞m̡̳̩͚̖̗͖̖̦ͦͥͨ̓͆͐͌͗́̚a̅̇ͯ̓̄͂ͣ͑҉̪̰͞ṋ̴͎̲͑̒͞s̶̰̝͔͂ͪ̀̈ͦ̐͗̿̀͝!̵͈̪̳̝̼̍͊!̞͉̥̥̳̳̇̽ͮͣ̀ͅ

K̛̋͏̱̖̫̻͟i̷̛͕̙̘ͧ͋̀͗ͩͣ̐l̸̡͕͙͕͕̯̠̥̗ͨ͟l̢͈̘̏̓̽ͭͤ͆̎ͧ̓́ ̤̤͓̄͜͠ȁ̷̻̙̜͖̲̝͔̥͍ͮ̿̍̒͑̀l͚̼̠̔ͩ̑ͩ͆l̼͙̺͙͓̮̱̃͂ͨ̕ ̸͙̫͚̩͒̈̾ͮ́͒͆́̿̀͡h̵̬̜̳̙̹͎̗ͦ͒́͜ͅȕ̶̱͍̓̅̇̅͌ͫ͞m̡̳̩͚̖̗͖̖̦ͦͥͨ̓͆͐͌͗́̚a̅̇ͯ̓̄͂ͣ͑҉̪̰͞ṋ̴͎̲͑̒͞s̶̰̝͔͂ͪ̀̈ͦ̐͗̿̀͝!̵͈̪̳̝̼̍͊!̞͉̥̥̳̳̇̽ͮͣ̀ͅ

K̛̋͏̱̖̫̻͟i̷̛͕̙̘ͧ͋̀͗ͩͣ̐l̸̡͕͙͕͕̯̠̥̗ͨ͟l̢͈̘̏̓̽ͭͤ͆̎ͧ̓́ ̤̤͓̄͜͠ȁ̷̻̙̜͖̲̝͔̥͍ͮ̿̍̒͑̀l͚̼̠̔ͩ̑ͩ͆l̼͙̺͙͓̮̱̃͂ͨ̕ ̸͙̫͚̩͒̈̾ͮ́͒͆́̿̀͡h̵̬̜̳̙̹͎̗ͦ͒́͜ͅȕ̶̱͍̓̅̇̅͌ͫ͞m̡̳̩͚̖̗͖̖̦ͦͥͨ̓͆͐͌͗́̚a̅̇ͯ̓̄͂ͣ͑҉̪̰͞ṋ̴͎̲͑̒͞s̶̰̝͔͂ͪ̀̈ͦ̐͗̿̀͝!̵͈̪̳̝̼̍͊!̞͉̥̥̳̳̇̽ͮͣ̀ͅ

̥̻̂ͤͯF̡͈̗ͨ͟ǘ̊̊҉͕̥͢͠c̢̟̐̋ͭ̅ͩ͜k͗ͫ̒͋ͣ̏͏͖͕̥͙ ̋ͤ̉ͬ͡͠͏͇̼͚͕͎̞͇͉ͅy̧̦̺̝̣̜͍̥͉ͪ̿̌́͞ͅo̝̹͔̞ͣ̏ͤͭ̉̂̄ŭ͑̏͟͏͇̬̙͈͉̤,̶̨͔̗͓ͮͥ͑͌̕ ̴̺̹̪̺̳̻̘͉̻̐̆̇̓̐͊̈́v̨͇̗͓̱̹̤͈̅͌͐e͚̭͖͙̹̖͙̊̐͋͑͋ͅg̶̨͕̟̜̯͈̼͑̏ͩe̷̢̙̬͚̠̹̜̱͂̈ṫ̸̝̫̮̙͙̼̗̐ͨ͢͜a̫̝̣ͭ̏!̵̜͆ͦ͛͟!̳̭̥̄̍ͫ!͇̒ͮ͞

̥̻̂ͤͯF̡͈̗ͨ͟ǘ̊̊҉͕̥͢͠c̢̟̐̋ͭ̅ͩ͜k͗ͫ̒͋ͣ̏͏͖͕̥͙ ̋ͤ̉ͬ͡͠͏͇̼͚͕͎̞͇͉ͅy̧̦̺̝̣̜͍̥͉ͪ̿̌́͞ͅo̝̹͔̞ͣ̏ͤͭ̉̂̄ŭ͑̏͟͏͇̬̙͈͉̤,̶̨͔̗͓ͮͥ͑͌̕ ̴̺̹̪̺̳̻̘͉̻̐̆̇̓̐͊̈́v̨͇̗͓̱̹̤͈̅͌͐e͚̭͖͙̹̖͙̊̐͋͑͋ͅg̶̨͕̟̜̯͈̼͑̏ͩe̷̢̙̬͚̠̹̜̱͂̈ṫ̸̝̫̮̙͙̼̗̐ͨ͢͜a̫̝̣ͭ̏!̵̜͆ͦ͛͟!̳̭̥̄̍ͫ!͇̒ͮ͞

̥̻̂ͤͯF̡͈̗ͨ͟ǘ̊̊҉͕̥͢͠c̢̟̐̋ͭ̅ͩ͜k͗ͫ̒͋ͣ̏͏͖͕̥͙ ̋ͤ̉ͬ͡͠͏͇̼͚͕͎̞͇͉ͅy̧̦̺̝̣̜͍̥͉ͪ̿̌́͞ͅo̝̹͔̞ͣ̏ͤͭ̉̂̄ŭ͑̏͟͏͇̬̙͈͉̤,̶̨͔̗͓ͮͥ͑͌̕ ̴̺̹̪̺̳̻̘͉̻̐̆̇̓̐͊̈́v̨͇̗͓̱̹̤͈̅͌͐e͚̭͖͙̹̖͙̊̐͋͑͋ͅg̶̨͕̟̜̯͈̼͑̏ͩe̷̢̙̬͚̠̹̜̱͂̈ṫ̸̝̫̮̙͙̼̗̐ͨ͢͜a̫̝̣ͭ̏!̵̜͆ͦ͛͟!̳̭̥̄̍ͫ!͇̒ͮ͞\

̥̻̂ͤͯF̡͈̗ͨ͟ǘ̊̊҉͕̥͢͠c̢̟̐̋ͭ̅ͩ͜k͗ͫ̒͋ͣ̏͏͖͕̥͙ ̋ͤ̉ͬ͡͠͏͇̼͚͕͎̞͇͉ͅy̧̦̺̝̣̜͍̥͉ͪ̿̌́͞ͅo̝̹͔̞ͣ̏ͤͭ̉̂̄ŭ͑̏͟͏͇̬̙͈͉̤,̶̨͔̗͓ͮͥ͑͌̕ ̴̺̹̪̺̳̻̘͉̻̐̆̇̓̐͊̈́v̨͇̗͓̱̹̤͈̅͌͐e͚̭͖͙̹̖͙̊̐͋͑͋ͅg̶̨͕̟̜̯͈̼͑̏ͩe̷̢̙̬͚̠̹̜̱͂̈ṫ̸̝̫̮̙͙̼̗̐ͨ͢͜a̫̝̣ͭ̏!̵̜͆ͦ͛͟!̳̭̥̄̍ͫ!͇̒ͮ͞

̥̻̂ͤͯF̡͈̗ͨ͟ǘ̊̊҉͕̥͢͠c̢̟̐̋ͭ̅ͩ͜k͗ͫ̒͋ͣ̏͏͖͕̥͙ ̋ͤ̉ͬ͡͠͏͇̼͚͕͎̞͇͉ͅy̧̦̺̝̣̜͍̥͉ͪ̿̌́͞ͅo̝̹͔̞ͣ̏ͤͭ̉̂̄ŭ͑̏͟͏͇̬̙͈͉̤,̶̨͔̗͓ͮͥ͑͌̕ ̴̺̹̪̺̳̻̘͉̻̐̆̇̓̐͊̈́v̨͇̗͓̱̹̤͈̅͌͐e͚̭͖͙̹̖͙̊̐͋͑͋ͅg̶̨͕̟̜̯͈̼͑̏ͩe̷̢̙̬͚̠̹̜̱͂̈ṫ̸̝̫̮̙͙̼̗̐ͨ͢͜a̫̝̣ͭ̏!̵̜͆ͦ͛͟!̳̭̥̄̍ͫ!͇̒ͮ͞

̥̻̂ͤͯF̡͈̗ͨ͟ǘ̊̊҉͕̥͢͠c̢̟̐̋ͭ̅ͩ͜k͗ͫ̒͋ͣ̏͏͖͕̥͙ ̋ͤ̉ͬ͡͠͏͇̼͚͕͎̞͇͉ͅy̧̦̺̝̣̜͍̥͉ͪ̿̌́͞ͅo̝̹͔̞ͣ̏ͤͭ̉̂̄ŭ͑̏͟͏͇̬̙͈͉̤,̶̨͔̗͓ͮͥ͑͌̕ ̴̺̹̪̺̳̻̘͉̻̐̆̇̓̐͊̈́v̨͇̗͓̱̹̤͈̅͌͐e͚̭͖͙̹̖͙̊̐͋͑͋ͅg̶̨͕̟̜̯͈̼͑̏ͩe̷̢̙̬͚̠̹̜̱͂̈ṫ̸̝̫̮̙͙̼̗̐ͨ͢͜a̫̝̣ͭ̏!̵̜͆ͦ͛͟!̳̭̥̄̍ͫ!͇̒ͮ͞

P̰̙̙̖̺̺̭͙̘̺͈̰̳͓̝̟̔́̌͛̈ͬ̃͊̀̅̀́͝L̶̨̠͚̭͕̫̮̽ͥ̒̇̄ͪ͌̈̕͢͠A͉̖̞̖̹͈̺͈̩̫̳͍̋̽͊ͯ̏̈́̋̊̃̏ͧ͊̚͢͜͠Ñ̡͎͖̙̖̝̞̭͆ͫ͋̿̋ͪ͌̀͂͊̄̇̀͘͢͡Ẽ̸̢̦̦̦͓̭͍͓̙̺̥̈̓̀͋͡T̅ͬ͊̃ͮ̊̊̒ͨ̾ͯͪͧͧ̓̽͏̡̛̹̞̱͇̭̜̙̰̩̙̘̻̮ ̞̺͕̺͇͍̖̙̲͚̺ͭͥ̅̓ͫͣ́͞͡ͅͅS̱̲̯̮̞̠̠͕̼̰͖̗̼̃̓ͭ̌̓ͧ̇̋͗ͧ͛͠Ȩ̸̺̹͍̹̥̭͖͙͔̜͍͖̦ͫ̈́ͩͥ̊͂͑͐̿͂̾͑ͦ́̂ͬ͋̋̀̀Ľ̢ͣ̅̍ͯ̏̾̿͆͝͏̺̮̩̺̘F̴̶̸͓̺̱̪͚̥͓̫̲̫͑͊̉ͫ̀͞ ̶̷͙͓̣̳͚̯͇͎̼̤̝̠̺̹ͧ͆̎͑̐͗̽͒͟D̷̡̞̟̰͚̳̰͉̫͇͉̟͈̑̓͗̐̆̒͋͢Ȅ̸̸̡͓̖̼̻̳̘̬̳ͮ͑̂̓̚͘̕Sͬ̍̇̀̀҉͜҉͔̺͖͎̗͓͍͔̩͉̙̯T̢̰̫̦͓̹̣̺̰̹̩͔̏ͦ͑͊ͬ̕R̴̛̽ͧ̍͋̔͛̂̄̈́͌ͮ͌̌̚͢͟͏̭͇̣̲̳Ų̢͕̲̮̱͊̌͂ͮ̾̎͗ͧͭ̇ͭͯͥ́͟Ĉ̓̐̋҉̧̹͖̙͓̰͚͈͎̺̣̦̹̺̼̜͎T̘̯̰̯͈̮̗̪͖͓̫̞͍͉̐̈ͥͫ͌̄̓̄͒̾̊͗ͬ͜͟ͅ.̴̧̛̘͎͉̯̯̬͚̱̤̱͈̞̮͎̓ͬ̍̊͛͟ ̶̝̳̭̠̺͉̞̳̯̞͕ͧ̏ͭ̀̈͠E͗͂̀̑̌͆̈́͂ͮ̅̓ͬ҉͎̬̬̳̮̰͓͙̼̻͚̥͕͔͉̺͟͞V̨͈̤̭̠͇͙͖̪̙̘͍̞̰͎̗̻͖͋͆ͮͩ͑͡ͅͅÁ̸̸̧͓̫̯̬̪̠̾̍̓͐̓ͦͤ͋ͬ́C̢͍͔͕͕̮͎͉̙̳̪̙͕̙͉̓̍̾̒͆̎̅̈ͦͩ͒ͦǓ̢̫͔͈̱̼̻̤̫͈͈̞̤̉͌͐̄͂̍̍̒̃͑͒̇̽͘͘ͅȂ̢̮̳̙͈̮̣͇̤̥̰̪̘̰̘̖̺̝̟̋̃̋͂ͨ̈̀̚͢Ţ̷̡̛̭̣͕̝̲̞̜̻͔̖̗͍͕̈ͬ̄̈͒͋͌͂ͤ̀͐̈̓̓̂͗̑͟ͅE̴̠̪͕̬̘͉̪͇̹̫̙͕͚͈̝̫͌̑̅̀̔ͭ̐ͩͨͦ͌ͣ̓̐̋͐̐ͦͭͅ ̛̘̟̣̣͖̠͙̬̠̊̎͋̈́ͦ̔ͣͫ͋ͪ͆I̵̷͕̗͕̫͙̱͙͎̳͉ͣͪͫ͆̀̚͡͞M̷̴̵̑̆̽͛̂̅ͤ̌͊ͭ̒͂͏̼̣̬̦͈̠̙͖̺̟ͅE̴̛̜̻͉̬̱̤͈̞̫̟͉̓ͮͨ͋̆ͧ̈ͭ͂͂̾̏͞D̢̧̬̣̦̽̆̄̿̀ͥ̿̽ͦ̀ͭ̈͋́̚͝I̡̛͉̼̣̝̬̩̣̣̦̻͙̟̯͓̠̱̦̠͔͗̅̽̇ͭ̀͂͛͠A̷̢̰̫̼̯͍̟̯͍̾ͥͩ̇ͤ͗͐̈́̊ͫ̀̈ͧ͗ͮ͞͝Ţ̨̣̯̖̼̪̻̝̣̠̺̤̲͓ͪ͐ͦ̊̽̉ͧ̄ͦ̀̚͡E̶̼̞̥͎̥̝̲ͮ̒ͮ̆̎̎ͪ̋̿͜͞L̴̵̷̰̘̖̳͍͎̱̻͎̼̯̳̼̱̦͇̤̈́̃̿̀̋Y̷̾̈́̏̎̊ͩͮ͊͠҉̧͎̟̜̝͓͈̭̖͈̲͙͕͙̖͖̥̘͜.͉̘̰̻̟̬̫̪̌ͥͬ̒͌́́̐̀́͜͟ ͨ̑ͥ̀̽͗ͫͩ̆̆͛̏ͣ̇͒͋ͭ̓͘͡͡҉̥͎̗̗̘̮͕͉͖̰̺̖̱͉̯̥͍͚͟L̸̛̜͕̭̖̞͚̼̬̰̮̤̳̺̤̂̇̍͐̑̑̐̈͛̈̽̾͞͞ͅE̴͙͎͚͔͉͍̮͇̩͖͉̖͖̯ͮ͐̽̑́͑̏̓͑̎́ͦ̆́̑̑͛̏A̧̨̨͖̘̗͓̮̼͉̳̫̠͈̘̲̓͒̋̍̅͊̿ͧ͂̀̿͆̈́̒́͟ͅV̗̤̫̻͍̩͙̮͚̤͓̼͚̻͆̓̉̇͊̾͆̐͗͌̈́͆ͨ͐̎́̚͞͡Ę̶̨͙̠̩̫̪̹́͌̋̾ ̶̶̨̪͈͍͖͙̰̟̣̙̟̦̦̾̌̉ͤ̓ͯ͛̽̓̓̀̕A̍ͤͨͦ̐ͣ̋̉̐ͦ̽͆͛͏͔͕͕̻̣̤̤̠͖̦͍̬̖̦͇̝̙̀L͈̰͙͖̗̺̩̭̙͚͉̱̱ͯͦ̊ͫ͐ͣ̍͠ͅL͙̳͚̤̟͉̰̼̓̏ͧ̂ͮ̓̀͆̀̔ͩͫ̾ͮͥ̉͂ͣ̀̕͞͠ ̴́ͮ̃̐ͧ̽͂ͫ́̋͊̈͊ͯ̔̐̀҉҉͚̺̪̺̠̗̼͠Vͣ͗̽͛̉ͯ̚҉̗̮̤͓͈̪̙̹̳̗̮̕E̬̙̺͔̻͍͈̝͈̦̫̬̝͎̥̖ͭͫͧͯ̈́ͯ̋́͞͞͝G̛̣͕̞̺͎̯̟͙͕̳̰̱͙̲͓͇̱ͧ̅̏͐̐͟͡E͐ͧ̊ͪ̆ͩ̅̑̈̑͗́̈ͭ̇͏̨̜̝̩͎͓̟̖̫̲̖̟͉͚̩̮T̷ͭ̓ͦͨͩ̃̓̽̿́͢͡͞͏̣̙̫̩̱̦̹̯͙̙͎͉̥̗̖ͅA̸͈̦͉̺̙ͨ̈̆ͨ̒̍̈̒̑͂̐̀̿̀̍̌̓̏͜͠ ̵͉̫̰̣̮̆ͣ̾̀ͤͪ̍ͥ̓͗͡͝B̓ͮ͋ͪ̽̈̍̄͆̽͌̄͑̚͟҉̦͉̲͍̫͎̹̰̦̭͇̮̠̣̼͍̝̥Ẻ̴̞̥̲̘̔ͦ̌ͫ͋̎ͪ̆́̒̓ͤ̔̎͆̚̚͢͝H̛̗͇̟̠̺͚͍̠͈͙̻͇͙͓̽ͫ̈́͑ͩͮ̅ͥͨ̐̀͝I̧̱̺͙̘͉̭̖̠̖̳͇̗̩͉̥ͮ͑̀̈ͅD̑ͥ̽̆͑̔̓̉͑̔̈́͘͟͏͉̤̱̼͇̗̞͙̰̠͕̝͇͓͎͓ͅ!͛ͤ̅̆́̕҉̞̝̖̪̼̪̝͇̯̫ͅ!̡̯̠͍̙̟̣̩̬͉̖̰̼̹̲̼͋ͧͯ͑͐͐̋ͧ̅̋͘͢͠͞

H̉ͫͯ̉͐̈̌͗͑ͤͥ̀̚͢͡͏͉̭̙̥͍Ĕ͖̬̩̖̟̖̦̓ͫ́̕͞͡L̢̨̧̖̻͚͈̣̱͈͉̇̒ͯ̊͆̾͌ͮ́̔̎͝ͅL̴̹̮̪͖̺̭̃ͥͩ̄̓͛ͤ͛̾

Tanning: It adds 20 years to you

Wow

A doggo shouldn't be able live 20 years

You are a magic dog

Oh wow

I'm glad you came along. Partner

THEY!? Want to kazoo with ME!?!? WOW

Serbia over here

Best case: Ou add 20 years to your appearance
Worst case: You add 20 years to your appearance and you get skin cancer

MEMES

MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES

MMMMMEEEEEMMMMMEEEEESSSSS

And tgen you show me the meme

Because memes are life

Memes are my life force

Tinder will kill you

Don't use tinder, kids. You can get lung cancer and your teeth will rot

That too