Mongolia: We're basically just ancient history.

Hong Kong: Oh, I remember that movie.

New Zealand: Hawaiian Australia.

I have to ask... how the hell Shigeru Miyamoto is still alive?

*is

He has way too many bottled fairies.

Or a lot of 1-ups.

Hinduism: First religion, first to be forgotten.

Like every religion.

Why does religion still exist if we already made enough advancements to just build off of that?

Because some inventions were made because of religion

But who needs culture when you have trees?

Or if Atheism becomes a forced religion upon the world.

Not a religion, but.

Then let's use them to breed children, kill the parents, and brainwash the children.

Non-binary asexual treestump

Non-binary asexual treestump

#69genders

Now, if you will excuse me.

I must masturbacate to fulfill my mass boredom....

Samurai WHAT?

Samurai Dank? Really?

*Overdoses on Xanex*

Anyways, I will be back.

Greetings, once more.

And love is blind

So, what's goin on here?

We're all unfaithful.

We just work to seem faithful.

That makes sense, because pedophiles and rapists ruin lives moreso than just cheating.

So, uh... Anybody still play BoTW here?

I really do not like dating or anything, namely because I have problems actually caring about things that people are dealing with. That's not to say that I am a dick about it, but I simply can't help said person...

I mean, I can be a friend, even a good friend (says 3 people in my life).

Homo sapien..?

Because God is the epitome of everything hypocritical and asshole-ish.

Almost like humans made the book that explained the fucker...

Oshit.

I gotta end myself

Too much

Nope

Can't afford to be told on.

Everything but my chest is lanky.

Like this post if you want to want to get your body for our true lord and savior, Reggie Fils-Aime.

*ready

Well, I am somewhat tall.

Irish and Russian descent.

Who?

Who wants to commit fraud and embezzlement....?

Theft of a business/company's funds that they reel in.

So, if I stole money from Sony because PS4 Pro.

That'd be embezzlement.

Okay, can anyone tell me why there are fanfictions and fan art of games like FNAF or something like Creepypastas?

That deflates the purpose of what it is.

Who wants to kick ass and chew bubblegum?

Me with....

Nothing

I'm going to play some Breath Of The Wild

Or Shin Megami Tensei.

Hm.

I assumed Nietzche or JWB.

John Wilkes Booth

Wilks

No, I was right.

It was Wilkes

What should I put in my emulator library..?

Who has TF2?

Because I am redownloading it.

I also have Organ Trail, Darkest Dungeon, Gmod, KoTOR 2, Salt and Sanctuary....

Which is why people got away with LMAOBOX cheat.

For a while.

What is the most?

Keys?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like Overwatch.

All Bastion and Reinhardt team...

You get fucked over.

Or like Sombra, Widowmaker, Bastion, Bastion, Reinhardt, and Reaper...

That can be one hell of a match-up.

For some reason, Universal Preferences can't turn on.

So you need to make the party, Dez.

If we do play.

Sounds sexual, so far from it.

Better go play Final Fuckboy 7.

My favorite game

Along with Undertits and Russian Roulette.

Best game in the entire South American region.

Wooooooooooaaaaaah

That's tilted wrong...

Who knows?

Oh, okay.

*Smacks demons that were inside my phone on random things.*

This is how you summon demons, right?

Very white babies

So, do I sacrifice my sperm to Satan to create or summon a demon?

Do I splurge on the pentagram or do I draw it with my splurge?

What if I am Spectrephilic?

The attraction to ghosts (or something)

I was close

*Spectrophilia