Waddup mah dudes.

Not much yo.

Wait no

you just said hi

ignore that other message

Splooperstool

Sploop is the name I normally use for things

But I sometimes use splooperstool

Apparently according to uhhh... Urban Dictionary.

It's the combination of Sperm, blood and poop.

Like after prison rape.

Or the sound poop makes when it drops into the bowl.

Hello.

What.

We're all gae, in our own way.

I spelled gae like that on purpose.

I have it.

It's not that bad.

But it still needs a lot of polishing shiz

No.

Shoot for the farthest galaxy.

stars are to close.

Yes

You get it.

You're good people, I like you.

!!!

Can we be friends?

I've always wanted to be friends with a doctor.

Just so I can complain about my random problems

and hope they have answers.

Hi Bevsi

Hi Dani.

Stool.

Oh yeah, it's in my name.

I was thinking my name was just SPLOOP for a moment.

THat's normally what I use.

You sure?

I don't want to seem like a gross troll that makes people run away.

Okie

I trust you

So like, my butthole area has been itching a lot and when I scratch it, it feels good.

But I also bleed a lot.

So like.

Do I just stop

LOL

LMAO

Welp

Ew no

Well*

I typed welp

I feel broken

But like, yeah....

LOLOL

You're probably the greatest doctor ever.

Thank you.

How much is this 5 sentence diagnoses going to cost btw?

Oh

oh

Well then

I mean

The 5 mil is pretty cheap

but the uhh

love part

THat's uhhh a bit fuken steep yo

I will

pick my nose

Dr. Slime

MAH DUDE

I got you

What's up freddy

Not much

He's a Dr. trust him.

Freddy you play any games?

What you be playing mah dude

They are a beautiful doctor.

Trust me

they fixed my itchy butthole problem

Multi

That's weird

Discord shouldn't do that shit lol

Mines usually at like 28

discord doesn't bring it up at all

He will be married soon

Dr slime dude

marry me

Multi

I can help

with that

:l

COUGH

oh

...

.-.

I LOVE BLEU CHEESE

I can do that for you

please.

inspect it

LOL

No games open?

Wow