y

"origin is half off on steam" what

"russia is having a population problem in the united states"

aye

i can see those godly eyebrows

I never understood the foundation layering thing

it's way too common

it looks ridiculous most often, I understand how it comes to happen but why won't they just stop

like you put a bit on and it doesn't blend so you put more

i'm feminist gendered

please use the apropriate fem/femself/feme/femu pronounds

it takes me $0 to maintain my look

hooray for penis

like people try to do to life?

im gay af bro

bromance isn't gay

it's brosexuality

you can be brosexual with a gay bro

weesh, violence

about looks, too

kinda sad.

>laughing at freckles

bet she also told you to wear thick gothic armor to block out those hideous curves

it's ridiculous what people find to laugh about sometimes

back in middle school I remember a very opinionated person laughing at the direction my hair grows in the back

like wtf

your style smells of sexism

apparently it's very important, will certainly disallow me from following my dream to become a directional follicle model

hmm, are there at least a lot of freckles

I can understand where some people are coming from saying it like that, but when there's just a few insulting them is literally unjustifiable

appearance based insults are very weak in general

it's not the face that processes your insult, but the mind

my last friend left me

but he did give me a lollipop so its nice

it was a never ending lolli

tasted a bit weird but i wont turn down candy

hard skin is usually a sign of more testosterone, which isn't a bad thing by itself

what stage of development is that

all grown up or under 20yrs

it doesn't really matter if you're "too tall"

unless you're like 230cm

it helps being taller with basically everything except appearance which is already subjective

stronk

i'm 20 inches

wait no

fuck

20 centimeters

wait

what was it

oh forget it I wanted to make a dick size joke

asia

I'd like to be like 7 feet 2 inches

and have a BMI of overweight with 10% bodyfat

aka be really fucking muscular

but I'd have the muscle to support the back duh

I'd consider mediocre below average tbh

not in BMI and appearance you don't though

im like 150 pounds

and 1.80

i got dem t h i c c legs from being fat as fuck a few years ago but overall very skinny

its weird.

the male ideal is 8feet 5 inches

bmi of obese

1% bodyfat

damn manlets

>9foot masterrace reporting in

what a manlet

bloody womanlets

any woman should aspire for the true amazonian 9foot minimum

and also cut off one of their breasts so they can draw a bow slightly better because idk antiquity urban legends

@mr cowboy crab I'd imagine being tall would have it's advantages. tall people are intimidating, and intimidation is pretty darn useful

men's clothes are way too tights, these weak ass pussyboys underestimating real man gains

thx

you lose weight ezpz by starving yourself

but it has to be partial starvation

as in don't literally starve yourself

I starved myself and lost most of my fat in like a month

I'd imagine it's fat you want to be losing and not anything else

I'm average and not much happens tbh

as tall as most guys taller than most inferior womanlets

that's not really that bad

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I honestly believe if you had to choose a height but couldn't choose gender for your child that you should choose tall...ness

being a really short guy is worse than being a really tall girl imo

i'm not short by any means ladies do call me up

cuz they can't haha

manlet issues

i do feel bad for the short bros tho

like, I'm not that attractive but I still feel worse for an attractive short guy than I do for me

I like Jack guys

Jack is a cool name

I'm all about that 0 effort fam rn rocking a beer belly and slightly above average musculature

like 2 months ago I was /fit/

and last summer I was t h i c c

where the wind takes you ma man

i like being nice to cats

perfect guy bam

what does that even mean @Deleted User

>stupid

>hates cats