I don't even like cake and I'd prefer cake over the pile of shit that is cookie dough ice cream

Thanks my nibs. I just woke up so I had to make my first sperg of the day mean something

I got fable anniversary today. P fuckin gud so far. Loved TLC as a kid

If anyone ever wants a relatively short and perfectly stereotypical hero adventure in a western rpg style, I highly recommend it

#killallcucks

Ew, those are worse than cucks

Danny boy, are you being findom'd into buying weebs vidya gaemz?

i keep attracting tranners by accident. how can i figure out who cursed me to be a magnet for boys pretending to be girls pretending to be maids?

i'm gonna need to also find a witchdoctor. are there any yelp pages available? i dont live near new orleans

traps are kinda gay, my nibba

i'm tryna find some vagoo, not an autistic girl with a babbydick

@Ancho#6980 any what?

i'm not your father, but you can call me daddy