Super cool

Fire has sexy toes to me

Amy, WE have a cat now I'm back and also have the kids

But I'm not back cause bed lol

I'm about to head out, Poppy

Gotta shower and dress, then mine begins

The question is do I shave or wear shitty stubble ladz?

I'm super gay, personally

Love you more Poppy

Currently I'm a bowl of Asda's own brand crunchy nut

Later I'll be a ham sandwich

Time to shower and head out... I will miss you all deeply... FeelsBadMan

Then Amy summons me, clearly not time to shower

College, once I've showered and shit

Nah, it's not like that mate...

Regular is my hoe

@Deleted User In like 30 mins bb boi, lemme get fresh

I refuse to sub unless I like your content, I'll check your shit out later

This morning there wasn't any milk so I had to go and buy some.

It was mental

I have to go outside soon too!

Gotta meet a mate at the bus stop, and then college

I'm on a mad one

Smells good

It's my cat attacking a pencil. It's also the tip of my thumb reveal in the full photo!

Yum yum yum

Nah you don't wanna eat him these days... He's kinda sick

Eat up then big man

denver

Looks fine, pleb

@Error Quickly, say 'new phone who dis?'

You missed the k, comeback is ruined

World war 7

I love Charlie deeply

Yes, Error?

Aight

Chilly, fam

I'm fine, just got inside from rain. Too warm

I'm in my room with a window open

Go and stand in the rain for like 20 mins in short sleeves, then come inside

You'll be sweltering m8

Aight, see ya in like 7 hours. Gotta catch a flight

@nubbie I don't really fam

I'd like to pop to America but I don't have that cash or time

I get in from college and Regular isn't even here to give me head

WTF man

Be glad the save function is a thing. Remember, games used to not save once the console went off. What's that, 7 hours played? Bad luck mate, enjoy restarting

Uninstall it, lose all the progress

Do it then

We're all supporting your choice to do it

Don't go then, lose your Skyrim progress and free time during whatever punishment your school gives for truancy

It's not. Without being a hipster bitch, I like Oblivion more

It's not that bad of a save system, honestly

Remember them games without a save system? That's the worst save system

But you have to, or you can risk getting sacked

Pull a sicky

'Yolo' but you'll still go

It can also make you more lazy though

Meh, period stains suck from what I hear.

I recommend the washing machine

And I don't get one FeelsGoodMan

Doesn't bother me that much

I advise looking the other way

Tinder if you're 18+

Otherwise, you just gotta get real lucky

You also have to be good at the sex for FWB

Not a big vodka man

Still drink it though

You can do both

Do both

If she expects you to reply *constantly* she's not worth it

Welcome

Mophias, for real just play the game

Mophias is being texted by a 'crush' and also wants to game. I'm suggesting game, and reply when able. Them needy ass womens aren't worth it

She should respect your personal time and not expect snap replies

What're the options?

Maccies 99p cheeseburgers, 2 of them, and medium fries.

If you're broke

We don't have sonic here, so Subway

We do have Maccies

Subway is alright, Maccies is fine for cheap crap, we don't have Sonic

Maccies is good for munchies too, I can destroy those 99p cheeseburgers

I don't usually eat loads. Yo Guy

99p cheeseburgers or riot

Melia, nobody is eating Maccies for health

Maccies is for being hungry and cheap

What you gonna get from Subway though?

I never really go

Except on Valentines day, when my local Subway (and possibly all Subway's) did a £1 deal

Good choice!

Maccies really isn't that bad

Parties are good when in a group of friends rather than dozens of people

Drugs are fine in careful doses, and as long as you're not shooting up heroin or similar

Make friends, Georgey boi. Someone knows

Just don't start with 'where I get them drugs at' cause you come across REAL narky

Alcohol is good too

That's a personal choice, some don't

Eat the fuckin' burger fam

Then it's a bonus, eat the burger and the fries!

Waiting for my dinner to be done