hi there

hi people of the interwebs

who you calling a slut

jk

I used to be vegan. I'm qualified to say kale is icky

I'm eating katsu don

water is great

I like water more then semen

semen is too salty for em

do yoga

I'm pretty much eating pork for the first time in years

I have a job interveiw. Pray for me

morning

No I am an alien