women are too expensive

I dont want a girlfriend or wife

Lets put it this way

I want a model A/T a tank a house and a boat

before a girlfriend

I mean

If I got a gf I would be cheating aswell

am I right lefty?

I am still single because I am generally ugly

Ill post a pic in pic gif vid

Pic posted

^

Screw girls go with grills a george foreman (properlly maintained) will last a lifetime not nag you and Is generally low mantinence

y tho

get a tank

and fuck shit up

or a boat

or a house

then join a marathon paris

If I were to get into a relationship with a female It would be imparitive that their smart (prioritized at 1)

basically hot dog meat

@Paris your waifu is shit

HELLO

HOW DO YOU DO

ITSKNUCKLESTIME

@Repzion Tell your dogs they are GOOD dogs pls

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someone finally got the goatse reference

I call my weed the quran because burning it will get me stoned

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you can stroll naked on any trail

just has to be 1:00 am

their literally DESOLATE

America

Where are you from then? Ive been crawfish hunting at a local trail at 1AM -4 PM

and ive only seen ONE homeless dude

well

yesterday I tried some for the first time

I mostly keep as pets

I posted a pic in pics gifs and videos of them

Well 2 cats 2 dogs 5 bettas 3 guinea pigs and 14 crawfish

aswell as a school of guppies

Its partially my mother aswell

all in all around 100 dollars is spent for all of my pets

creeks are better imo

ive kidnapped ducks on creeks before

and baby geese

lol

you go up to them they expect bread and you just grab them

Geese will flip out and attack you

ducks will passive agressively quack at you

I said you could do it I wouldnt however

wow

ive caught pigeons before aswell

their fun

mhm

I live in a town of 100k people

ive been to chicago

they literally come up to you DEMANDING food

fucking entitiled assholes

not old ladies yet but ive seen kids lol

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Hello there

a revolution has occured

o

I saw the emoji move for shits and giggles

it was terrible

Who killed captian alex was better

and I had to listen to some person commentating over it

no but ive heard its ok

he is*

o

lol

quick question

if you live near a panera

whats that like pepper mint bread they have

with the stuff on top

oh

my mom gets free panera from her work the drop it off

Lemme guess eastern europe?

atleast you arnt getting cucked by islamists like sweden

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA

This is funny

seagulls on laxatives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQs2QQk6YLM

What the fuck poland

oh

how

it regenerates

my heart is literally molten cyanide

no u

im not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD7-Le_Y6vM

I Want to make one of these

ora ora ora ora ora

I love cinnamon coffee crumb cake

its good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJJIrawC6j4

Pretty heartwarming

http://i.imgur.com/Y4iBPjD.gifv