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That’s a mood squeaks

Wait so it’s right?

Bitch you got me all mixed up

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I’m not a math person and I blindly believe people who tell me I did maths wrong. And now I was right? What is this world

Cyber Monday my dude.

Oh

I spent a lot more on mine...

Can you just buy a new glass

I was at a pack a day at one point

But it was short lived after they changed the law in California

Oh. I rolled mine for a while after the law changed.

Can you tell my lizard brain is still asleep? Heh

Heh imagine going to the gym

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I’m too lazy for that. I’d rather stay inside and work on reports and read journal articles

I should really get myself to the gym tho.

It would be nice to lose like 30 lbs

2 stone. 15 kg.

Wow math

I like to run honestly.

And cycle.

But stationary cycle

Cuz I don’t know how to ride a bike

No

My mom took me to the gym with her the other day. And I’m still sore

Heh I’m not even having sex. My boyfriend is in deployment

Like you saw this in real life or on the internet

Anthropologically it’s an interesting question...

Why do people lie. And the answer could be drastically different based on the context and setting

Very true but then there’s the anonymity of the internet that’s plays a factor.

That’s a mood

I’ll stick with my anthropology and world of Warcraft. Heh

I used to own a horse when I was a kiddo.

She was a fucking asshole

Never wanted to be ridden. Never wanted to follow commands

Lazy

And she would intentionally step on your feet

She was old when I got her though so she didn’t live for very long after. Only a couple years

I’m not really interested anymore.

But I know people still who are world champion barrel racers

I work on a ranch in the summers and one always tried to get me to ride but I just would rather not.

Yeah I have finally found what I’m really good at and really love and I kinda shove all my energy there

Also @InfantArsonist do you not have eyebrows?

O okay

I was like that’s hardcore.

Like Jeffree Star level

Well I literally thought you didn’t have eyebrows at all so you did good

I wanted to get things for Jeffree for Black Friday but it’s almost all sold out.

But I did get the pink pig sweater from Shane Dawson’s website. So that was great

I ordered the mini when they restocked.

But I didn’t get to get anything else.

It would be odd if we were here and not subbed...

I was subbed months before I joined.

I wanted the conspiracy pallet soooo bad dude

And I didn’t even get to get the mystery box for Black Friday.

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Like the shark tales girl

Gottem

Heh

No!!!

Wtf?!

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Why

Why would you do that

To such a beautiful pallet

Honestly I’m kinda mad cuz so many people bought so many on release day to resell them or destroy them

And there were millions of people who genuinely wanted it

But fuck all that. I got simply nailologicals holiday collections so at least I didn’t miss out on everything

She’s used to be a nail art channel. Now she’s kinda just still goofy with a touch of nail art. But she came out with her own nail polish brand for holographic nail polishes

And she has this AMAZING black nail polish that’s thick and perfect in one coat.

And I bought the holiday collections which is like colored holo nail polish.

I don’t wear nail polish much cuz I chip them all the time at work but it’s too pretty to pass up.

So you know those sparkles that reflect rainbow? That’s holographic. It’s similar to like unicorn skin iridescence or multi chrome. Which only shift through some of the spectrums of the rainbow.

I’ll get a gif for you. One sec

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That’s one of the colors in the holiday collection

It’s kinda expensive but I am almost done with Christmas shopping so I treated myself

Also @InfantArsonist you’re very pretty.

And I like your glasses frames.

I wish my glasses were that cute

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I love Cristine

She’s great.

I literally had never bought merch until like a month ago and I got one of Jeffree’s sweatshirts. And then I was like. Oooo I want it to be super big and comfy and bought a 3x and then I got it and realized I underestimated that size.

The sleeves were like 8 inches too long. Lmao

But I kept it and it is in fact. Very comfy.

Yeah. Heh

Let me see if I have a picture from when I first got it.

Heh I found it.

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I could literally fit three of me in there.

I’m 5’3

Heh

I was giggling like mad when I put it on cuz it was so ridiculous

Lol. Yeah like I like to wear sweaters as dresses with like shorts underneath but it was even alittle too long for that

Comfort is my 1st priority

Me too

Not me too. But I just like men’s fit better