Heh

ALSO CAN I JUST SAY KOMBUCHA IS REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE AND IM EXTREMELY OFFENDED HE WASTED IT LIKE THAT

It’s fermented tea with fruity stuff

And it’s like $5 for a small bottle. That bottle he had was easily like $15 dollars

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

DELETE THAT

Kombucha is too expensive for me to buy and he just... poured it on his greasy body

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Lmaoooo I noticed that too

Also imagine how bad his carpet is gonna smell.

You got this dan.

Just chew on some ice. That’s what I do.

If you post another kombucha gif I’m gonna literally break my phone in half.

That’s a lie. I wouldn’t be able to afford another one.

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Steak and sweet peppers and potatoes?

Did you cook the crunchy sweet peppers?!?

You animal

Those sweet peppers are my favorite snack.

Why would you make such a lovely crunchy snack soggy?

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Librarian. You make me sad

They taste fine on their own

They don’t need help

Heh

Happy thanksgiving guys

I’ve definitely eaten all twelve or how ever many is in the package in one sitting

Those cookies are bomb and I have no regrets

I’m so glad you like it

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Who’s your favorite

That’s the wolf?

Yeah

I like the lemur.

Also the chicken is funny on the dinner date

Chicken is best on dates. Wolf is very tsundere.

Weeb words for cold exterior gooey lovely inside

The molten chocolate cake of personalities

Me too.

I like the company who makes it.

Their games are really well designed and drawn and the voice acting is good too.

They must make bank on in game purchases.

Like I said I’ve spent almost $200 on crush crush.

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The things I do for waifus man.

Yes

I do get the point

Lol

I’m gonna head to bed.

Goodnight Luke! Night everyone else

Good morning

Aren’t you a day late

Family drama made mine kinda empty. So I left and got a beer with someone I used to be friends with ten years ago

As a pale af person. I go into the sun and I am burnt in 5 minutes. You do not want this existence.

@Shattered I would love to stay inside all day. Unfortunately I work outside

@Shattered oh yeah. I have to wear a hat, an over shirt, gloves, jeans and boots anyways. Sometimes even a bandanna. And I apply sunscreen every half hour.

It’s a process

Oh yeah and I have to wear a safety vest

Heh

Wow that looks amazing blaundee

Are you a chef or something?!

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I wish I could afford that

You got this Dan!

I believe in you.

Fasting gains video coming soon?

Yeah that’s kinda weird.

I see the appeal to videos like that but it’s not my cup of tea.

Me but I’m 22 and this still happens frequently....

Yes lizards grow til they are 15 and never age again.

Common knowledge

I don’t like I’ve felt anything colder than 29 degrees. I literally could not imagine. Wtf

I prefer it to be 114 than in the 40’s lmao

I’ve also lived in California my whole life and the heat is dry

So it’s not so bad

Hella or gnarly?

My balls are also non existent. Heh

I’m not sure how c even works honestly

The only metric system I’ve bothered to learn is meters and cm cuz I have to use them for work

Heh

I’m so glad I was born in the age of the internet. I’m allowed to be stupid and get away with it.

USA measurement systems are stupid tho. So there’s no shame in converting

Everyone should really have metric in their back pocket.

I need to fix mine

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I only have 1 of the 4 screws

Yeah. I do. It really doesn’t make much sense.

I wish I knew more metric.

Especially since I’m looking at European grad schools

Uh no?

I know. Stones. And that’s all

Isn’t it like 20 something pounds

I could be way off

My b. 1 stone is 14 pounds

Thanks google

And 1 pound is .45 kg

Well then fuck you google

Oh

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Google got me fucked up