I’m dumb as dirt. I don’t care if he’s smart

Let’s be dumb together.

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Naw. I just like passion tbh.

Okay but a man with a circle saw

That is something else man.

I dunno what it is about men who can make things.

Circle saws are hot.

Change my mind

I grew up around farmers too

Oop. Time to check the laundry

hi squeakie

@Squeaks it’s not a boop of snoot but is it an acceptable exchange?

That pizza looks like a tummy ache that was worth it.

Is it cheese cake or flourless chocolate cake?

I was expecting vc to be poppin.

Rip

welp so much for joining vc lmao

oop

Awhhh miss you too. Sorry I’ve been so busy. I’m been driving back and forth from NorCal to Socal and back.

Nope.

Nooooope

I have a shovel in my trunk Jax... I’m not scared to hit you with it and bury you alive.

Don’t worry. An archaeologist will find you in a couple hundred years 😘

HEY! THATS DANGEROUS

... also I recently cut myself trying to chop garlic.

Yes yes darling 🙄

My b honey.

😘

Hi squeakers.

Me literally every single morning being an hour late to work every single day.

Squeaks is back guys.

In case you were wondering

Me is tired and over caffeinated

I’ve been okay. Busy as shit.

I always miss the vc 😭

FUCK OW

I’m in pain and gonna puke at the same time

Squeaks that’s gross

EW

Y’all nasty

NASTY

Noble you’re less nasty

And I feel for you

But squeaks is being gross 😭 on purpose

I’m not a little girl 😭

I’m grown

😭

IM GROWN

I have five jobs and I haven’t been to the grocery store in three months. I know how to adult clearly.

I’ll head butt your nuts bro

Bet

They just are.

I’m an archaeologist

I don’t like fleshy things

Feets are generally gross

WTF

YOURE WASTING SO MUCH WATER

BRUHHHH

This shit is too wild for me

Also Sarah. Thank you

I’ve been starving to death and so I’m losing weight with is coolio.

Which*

Squeaks you need help

...

I’d rather starve. Thanks

Squeaks do you have behavioral issues?

I mean I only fight when I’m drunk

But

I never had a good reason

Squeaks you wild fam

I don’t know what’s going on anymore

So ima dip out

Later fam

Rascal has a sex problem

I wanna baby bunny 😭

My cats might eat him

I meant the baby

Okay okay I’m going back to work

Later lizards.

I mean losers

who this ooth mf calling a piggy? bitch i'll fight.

Good morning guys

I am awake at 5 am so that I can leave early to arrive early at a job site instead of leaving on time and arriving late.

hey guys

i might be going to jail

so thats neato

i got a DUI

big ass oof

i really fucked up this time

ha right? fuck me.

i blew a .28

yep... really bad

i was blacked out before 9:30 pm

i got arrested at 2 am

they pulled me over for a flat tire and i was smashed and i dont remember anyhting

yep... $1000 and possibly 6 months in jail later....

i'll let you know if it was worth

$5500 for a lawyer, plus tires, plus fines,