i'M a FaR rIgHt CoNsErVaTiVe!1!! dOnAlD tRoMp FoReV3r!!1!

Dang i swear i've been looking for this for so long : )

<:hmr:312055710978670592> : )

Lol

I'm just your friendly neighborhood socialist

But no me gusta communism

You know

I wish only the Feburary revolution happened in Russia

Because uhh...

;-;

gas the penguins amirite

climate change is a lie, the earth is flat, the moon landings were fake news, evolution never happened, vaccines do not just cause but are autism. : )

jk

i'm liberal and progressive and pro-science

and socialistp

and i support idotism

obviously

there is no earth

it was made by the government

but forreal y'all better not call the earth flat cos y'all offending earthchan

hmmmmmmm

🤔

the earth is kanye it's settled

.

ok then

i know

i can tell

did you eat a marijuana

mMmMmMmmMMmmMM

i shit every 15 seconds size up

i am shit

oh wait

It has cellulose as well

Like all living things

Even though...

Shit isn't living

Uh

Still has cellulose

No glucose tho

Yo body already absorbed that

Ye

Shitose

mMM

oh

...

'.'

;-;

yeah bloody cunt

m8

bogan aussie

so i'm the only canadian again : )

i say that as i eat poutine wtf

yeah eh

and we actually say that

no joke

most canadian stereotypes actually are true

we're nice as long as you stay out of nova scotia

: )

and only ontarians are liberal

and bc ppl

this is why american education's broken

: )

i assume everyone's gender as human

except quebecois ppl

they're pigeon

nah

subscribe to that liberian channel with -3 subs

eh

yeah

uh

croissant

baguette

bonjour

same channel as flat earth videos

literally the style

I’m sure you’re very autistic

Artistic*

Wait uh forreal

Oh ok

This is a leftist server

So uh

Money’s stupid anyways

Oof

I mean back in the Stone Age would’ve had use

Nowadays is just useless

If everything was 100% automated we wouldn’t actually need money

Because no cost of human labour

Here’s your daily republican shitpost

Finland is a failed country apparently tho

Exactly

Uncultured Republicans

Conservatives amirite

Politics is stupid in general

Both the left and the right

Even the centre

Eh

We need more progressive liberals

Not vegans or anything but like

Technologically progressive

Ye